I assumed an adult would have figured out this stuff that I at my young
age have already realized.

You've missed a vital point though. Maybe in a few years you'll get 
it!! ;-)

Why not just tell me for god's sake!

Okay. Australians like to make fun of others. It's an Australian thing.
We all make fun of everyone, even each other, in a light hearted manner.
But since a lof of people don't understand Australian humour, they get
all upset and act like you are acting in this post.

Bin-go!! It always works better when the targer is a 
little..ahem..slow.
 

More smart-assedness!  And I don't think you even seem very smart
when you do it!

Whereas Australians find his comments funny, and they usually laugh
harder when someone replies like this... It's funny like 'You're on
Candid Camera' is funny, sort of - it's a 'Haha! You fell for it!'
kind of funny for most Australians.

What  a sucker,huh... I never claimed I was a brain surgeon. Just a 
little brighter than some though...

   Feel free to keep on denying all the claims you've read and to 
burst into tears, etc. It'll only encourage us anyway!! ;-) 

don't mock me.

Why not? You're obviuosly mockable... 

You saying this just would cause most Australians to laugh harder...
It's a cultural thing. Australians find the 'Feel free to keep on denying
all the claims...' comment hilarous, and then your reply would cause
most of them to laugh even harder.

Yup! It cracked me up!!
 

How to be a net.Dick Lesson #1:--------------------------------
"Feel free to keep on denying all the claims you've read and to 
burst into tears, etc. It'll only encourage us anyway!! ;-)   
-----------------------------------we436@freenet.victoria.bc.ca

*smirk* It's a funny, true comment, the above. But your 'How to be a 
net.Dick Lesson #1' is a PERSONAL attack on Martin. I didn't see Martin
typing 'How to be a complete bastard:' above what you typed. You should
not personally attack people just because they typed something you
didn't like - THIS is why '75% of the server's population' despises
you.

I wasn't insulted. I takes a little more than that to get to be... 
You can however make it 76% who don't like you... :-(

But I got a laugh out of reading your reply, especially your hypocritical
ending. In a flame AGAINST insulting a culture, *YOU* insulted someone
*personally*! *smirk* That's funny.

'Don't mock me' you said... How can we not when you're such a hypocrit?

Like I said...you're there for the mocking...

Martin

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