At 10:13 PM 9/5/96 +1000, you wrote:

Hiya folks!

I just wrote a little 4k fic, and I was wondering how short a fic you 
could actually write that has a proper story. Just a stray thought from 
my dark and twisted imagination... ;}

P-word.

- Vega on weekends. 

Okay, here goes.
Bile Studio Presents:
Ranma 1/2:  Kuno arises

        At last, I have awaken from my slumber with the shrilling cry of my
alarm clock.  I, the magnificent Taktewaki Kuno, shall eat breakfast and
head for the place of learning, Furinkan High.  As I stride towards Furinkan
to quench my thirst for education, I happened to meet an ancient man who
sold this power pill to me.  Now I can defeat my arch nemesis Saotome Ranma!
Ah, there comes the vile creature now, with my innocent Akane, the flower of
souls.  "Ranma, prepare to die!"  I speak as I boldly draw my bokken. 
        I did not know what happened, for I was defeated quite easily.  As I
looked up, I saw the person whom I bought the pill that gave me the strength
of 100 bulls.  I questioned him why it did not work.  The man told me he
tricked me, but asked me if I wanted this "speed" pill.  Oh, I must have it.
I bought it, and Saotome Ranma, be prepared to be awed with my speed as I
crush you!

fin

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Ranma 1/2 (C) Rumiko Takahashi/Shogakukan/Kitty Fuji TV.  1996 all rights
deserved.