If some twisted goon goes down this 'tortured' path, the most
probable scenario (that would work?) would involve:


2-Magic.  Love potion or whatnot goes screwy, Ranma-chan goes and
          gets herself pregnant (with Ryoga? Kuno? Mousse? yuck!)

OR

1-Real life. Ranma is out with the furiken (sp?) high guys and some
             delinquent brings out bottle(s) of sake.  Peer pressure
             occurs, all the guys get ripped.  Ranma in an
             intoxicated state gets splashed, transforms, makes a
             general fool out of himself (in female form), finally
             passes out. 

             Next morning, Ranma (still in female form) wakes up
             with the 'mother of all hangovers' and in the arms of
             < you fill in the blank >. Yikes!

             A 'morning after' test proves positive, double Yikes!
          
             Pregnancy prevents Ranma from reverting to male form.

             ( Could be a cautionary tale, a moral message, a 
               comedy in bad taste, or if crafted carefully, a
               story that tells the truth of teen pregnancy with
               wit and wisdom.  Unfortunately, I don't think I 
               have the skills to write such a story) 
 
 Any further thoughts??