Ranma: "P-chan was female?"

After all, none of the characters change into a pig, do they?

<scene>

Genma (ie, the computer): "Ryouga is the decendant of your pet, P-chan."

Ranma: "Hold on a minute! That can't be! There were no female pigs that he
could breed with!"

Genma: "Didn't need any female pigs. SHE was already pregnant."

[long pause]

Ranma: "P-chan was female?"

Genma: "You didn't know?"

Ranma: "I never noticed."

Genma: "Figures..."

</scene>

Heheh. :)

And here's another scene!

Ranma: They're dead?

Genma: Yes, Ranma.

Ranma: What? Ucchan?

Genma: Yes, Ranma.

Ranma: Shampoo?

Genma: Yes, Ranma. They're all dead.

Ranma: What? Even Kodachi?

Genma: Yes, Ranma. They are dead. They are all dead.

<etc>

Ranma: So, what you're telling me is that they're all dead?

Genma: *rolls his eyes*

Kun-chan...