Maybe Ranma would be much better off, if he was three million years from
the nearest girl.

His only companions would be the ship's computer (pick Kasumi or Genma,
depending on the season), a creature that evolved from his pet pig
(Ryoga) and a hologram of his dead roommate, "smeghead" Kuno.

Akane'd be Kochanski...
Ukyou'd make a good Nirvana Crane even if she does fall for Kunou...

Heh... In that Parallel Universe one ... Ranma (male) meets Ranma (fem)...

Heh... I can just imagine them all dancing around singing 'Tongue Tied'...

Kun-chan...