Aww, beautiful Orlando, Florida!  Nothings going to interupt me here!  Now to
ask those questions....
(From out of nowhere a voice starts talking seeming to echo from all around)
Voice:I am the scourge of all that is evil, I am the tile grout that can not
be cleaned away, I am Daaarkwing Duck!  (a puff of smoke appears by the
typer, out of the smoke appears a duck wearing a purple suit, mask, hat, and
cape)  Freeze evildoer!(points a gas gun at the typer)
Hey!  You're Darkwing Duck!  I thought you got canceled.
DD:Nope.  I'm still on the Disney Channel.
I don't get the Disney Channel.  Uh, why are you pointing that gas gun at me!
DD:Because you've been asking for proof readers to read your fanfic.  I'm
trying to stop you before it's too late.
HEY!  I don't think my fanfic is going to be THAT bad!  Besides, it's not
like I'm going to kidnap them, lock them in a small room, and force them to
read my fanfic until they've found every mistake!
DD:Sorry, can't take that chance.
(another duck comes up wearing pilot's clothing and cap)
Other Duck:Aww, DW.  Give him a chance.  Personally, I'd like to see it.
DD:Launchpad, you don't know what your saying!
Hey!  Launchpad McQuack!  I'd figured you would be with Scrooge McDuck over
at DuckTales.
Launchpad:Oh, I joined DW after that series wasn't producing any new
episodes.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
DD:Will you two be quiet!  I trying to stop an evildoer here!
Aw come on, I haven't really done anything, and I promise not to.
Launchpad:Yeah, DW.  He hasn't done anything.  Come on, leave him alone.
Pleeeese(typer making the sorrowful eyes and quivering lip thing).
DD:Oh, alright!  But just to make sure you don't do anything, I'm leaving a
leftover character, from that episode I tried to write a comic book, to keep
an eye on you.
Oh, who would that be?
DD:Why, Little Running Gag.
Little Running Gag?  I forget, who's that?
fwish, SPLAT(a pie hits the typer square in the face)
Oh yeah!  Now I remember.
DD:Now remember, if he mentions anything about fanfics, hit him with a pie(DD
is talking to little indian looking guy).Bye.
POOF!  (DD and Launchpad are gone in a puff of smoke)
Great.  Hey, if I move will you leave me alone.
DD:(voice echoing like when he first appeared)Yes!
Oh good, I could move and finish my fanfic then.
FWISH, SPLAT
I have to remember to watch what I say until I move to PA.

I just wanted to send this so as to change some of the questions:
1.  About the person who hired my characters, although Elvis would be an
interesting Master Mind, I don't want to use him.  I should've said, I'm
looking for someone devious, evil, has LOTS and LOTS of money, and wants to
take out Ranma and/or Akane (I know there's more than enough to chose from,
but none of them seem right).
2.  As someone has pointed out(Nightelf), I haven't named my fanfic.  I was
thinking something like "A Bounty-ful Amount of Trouble" or something along
those lines.
3.  I forget what three was.
4.  I could still use proof readers.  Any victi..er, I mean volunteers?
That's all the questions for my fanfic.  Thanks for any help.
FWISH (typer ducks) Ha!  miss....SPLAT...me.  I never saw a pie boomerang
like that before.

Jordan E. Sam
JesX@aol.com
All around bad speller
Comic, Cartoon, Gaming, and TV fan who knows too much useless trivia and
Co-founder and Sorta-leader of the Comic Trivia Gang
"If you have an AOL account, you may already be a member!"

Andy:(being handed a list from Jason)"What's this?"
Jason:"A list of stuff I'll need for Halloween."
Andy:"Monster makeup...
          Monster Clothes...
          Monster Gloves...
          Monster Hair Stuff...
          Monster Shoes...
          Monster Accessories...
Jason, where am I supposed to GET all this?"
Scene cuts to Paige's room.
Jason:"Mom need to know where you shop."
Paige:"What for?"
---the Fox Family, from FoxTrot