On Sat, 24 Aug 1996, Caroline Seawright wrote:

Sorry, you're too young. Do you REALLY want to see the (almost) ex-Kergma
being dumped in a pot of honey, have killer ants set on him, attacked
by Trish Ledoux, licked by Trish Ledoux, stuck with little white hot
pokers as Trish does unspeakably hentai things to him, castrated with
a teaspoon and skinned alive, among other things?

Why are you being so nice to him?

@_@

I suggest forcing him to look at a picture of Cologne in a string bikini,
force-fed approximately fifty tons of wombat Spam, and expert weilding of a
pencil for multiple sessions of five minutes that make eternity in Hell
pale in comparison. <cackles evily>


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