Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAM] c-ko's greatest hits vol. 7
From: Kent Magami
Date: 8/21/1996, 7:27 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

  (Kent blocks the blast with his invulnerable body.  <He recently regained
his full powers--check with anyone from the Sig Wars if you have a mind to.>

crew: *COUGHCOUGHbaloneyCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

   Okay, check with anyone from the Sig Wars *except* evilmousse.  (Read
*all* the posts, evilmousse--not just the ones that contain spam. ^_^ )

He flies up to Ifurita.)
  Kent:  Kindly do not attempt to obliterate my sigs again.

<Ifurita knows this is terrable spam, but It's C-ko dammit!>

  <Why doesn't *anyone* else like C-ko?> <*shnip*>

me: yeah, why DOESN'T anyone?
GOjoel: well kent does, he's got what, 5 or 6 of the suckers.

   Kent:  Well, I only have three now.  C-ko2 and C-ko3 have died, thanks to
a bad batch of passion spice (long story).

me: true, but he mutates 'em.

   Kent:  Nah--Chroniko did that.
   C-koH:  Chroniko had nothing to do with me.  I'm no clone.
   Kent:  Nope, just a dark future alternate version of C-ko from a world
gone mad (does this sound like an X-men cliche or what?)

GOjoel: you know that you're sleeping outside tonight, incase
       c-hoH comes to kick your ass for saying that, right?
sYoda: see? how YOU like it?
me: nyaah. i don't really MIND them, but she's not my favorite
   character by any stretch.

   Kent:  Well, she not mine, either, but I hardly dislike her.

agentO: not true! what about fast food freedom fighters! where
       c-ko sang "I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TOO SEXY FOR.."
me: ehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe

   Kent:  I have *got* to see that sometime.

   ok. i liked that. but i'm still sure there's gotta be a REASON
   for this. it's not the cooking, people still like akane..
   it's not the screaming, people still like serena..
   ...i dunno!
<totoro taps mousse on the shoulder>
me: eh?
totoro: well, i know why >i< don't like her.
me: well, you don't like your mother..
totoro: that's beside the point.
       i still haven't ditched this spare clone..
       <points down to his leg, where a SD-cko is nuzzeling his fuzz>
SDcko: <contentedly> totoro no kawaii desu~~ *giggle*
me: oh. well that's kent's fault too.

   Kent:  Nani?  Where'd she come from?  When did C-ko5 appear?

Kent Magami
Second Deacon of Ryoga, Tracker of the Wandering One
Co-founder and High Priest of the Holy Order of A-ko