At 07:41 PM 8/8/96 -0500, you wrote:

Back to what I'm told I do best, silly.
The title is a bit down, for "artistic" reasons.



Genma:  So who knew there was more than one pig-tailed redhead in town?  
And I have put plans in motion to distract the police.

Mercy no, someone with red hair wearing a braid? Unheard uf! ^_-

Akane:  Uh-huh.  You want a free bodyguard.

Akane isn't the best choice as a bodygard @_@

Soun:  Please reconsider, Master!  Not the Miss Tokyo Beauty Pageant!

Gee, must be torure, ne? Men are weired @_@

Akane, but she's wearing a black leather 

AHHHH!!!! You tryin' to give me nightmares?? ^_-

AkaneR:  A martial arts dojo!  Well, since Dad is a ballet instructor, 
we're definitely not home.

ANYTHING GOES TUTU ATTACK! (It *could* work... Tsubasa and Azuza finally
find their calling.)

RanmaR & AkaneR (together):  No!, I mean yes!, I mean--

Is it just me or are they like antimatter/matter in *any* timeline?

invented this, Ranma.  My you is much more the physical type.

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My, youse is much more teh.. Hmm, doesn't sound right, maybe its just me ^^

RanmaR:  Our version is Ryouga "Crying Man" Hibiki, rising karaoke star.

*gag* *cofcofcoff* Does he get bloody noses at the love scenes?

Kasumi:  I don't recall Ryouga ever saying he was interested in singing, 
but you never know.

She's taking this awfully well.. But then again, this is Kasumi. What did I
expect? ^_^

Kasumi:  These, and these look right.  (Holds one up.)  Why is Mickey 
Mouse on the 500 yen bill?

NOOOOOOO!!! THE EVIL MOUSE OVERTHREW JAPAN!!!! (Either that or its play
money) :P

AkaneR:  Ack!  Dark Emperor Kunou!  You'll never take me alive!  (Draws a 
flashlight from her belt, which sprouts an energy blade.)

Use the force, leather clad akane! :) Love this bit...

Kunou:  Oh frabjous day!  Caloo! Calay!  At last I will date with *gurk* 
(as a ribbon wraps around his throat.)

Thou hast slain the jaberwock my son! ...Proud Yoda is..

	(Kunou's lovable but slightly wonky sister bounds into the picture.)

YOU CALL *THAT* LOVABLE??? (brr.. brrr.. brrr..)

Mousse:  (Peers through glasses)  Hmm, moustache.  Good Lord!  Mr. 
Tendou!?  How could you, sir?  Robbing the cradle!

Well, he does look at Ranmachan topless :P

while Mousse's sleeves sprout sharp 
objects.)

CHIA-MOUSSE!!!!! 

ch-ch-ch-ch-chia!

RyougaR:  Time to become "Running Man" Hibiki!  Feet don't fail me now!

 *GAG* Yech...

RanmaR:  No need to be so melodramatic, Ryouga.  It's only been a couple 
of hours.  Say, where's your moustache?

It took a part time job as Genma's toupee.

RanmaR:  Whoa, stop!  Ryoogah!  Not the face!

Ryoogah... Hmm, and I thought I had seen the worst of what could be done to
the name trans from Viz :P

SKJAM!
"A good man, sir.  Not someone I'd give a sharp object to, but a good man."

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