Eric Jones Wrote...

<<fic snipped>>

Ranma was pulled out of his reverie by a distinct splashing sound coming

>from the back yard.  He knew that sound anywhere.  But who could be back

there that would be doing any fighting practice?

Who indeed?  You, friend, have WAY too much free time, and have had WAY too
little sleep.  Thank Ghod.

This was *hysterical!*
Definately a good way to start the day. ^_^

(to be continued?)

Ohhh, yes. Please?

Hmm, that turned out a little sillier than I thought.  All I really
wanted to write was up to the line about Ranma's head, but a sheer
perverse desire to butcher the HHGTTG series even further drove me on.

Here, mate.  You need a bigger knife!

Let me know if I should even bother continuing this.

Go for it!

Zen-

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