Joseph Palmer wrote:

New contest: The contest is named after  the author of the immortal lines:

 "Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fanfict Writing Contest"

[snip]

I was really hoping to see some real creative "bad" writing. Perhaps some
of you lurkers who have never put two sentences together might like to
get your feet wet with just one.

The point is to be creative.

Now get on with it and write just one cleverly bad tortured sentence
so I can collect them for when RAAC re-opens.

O.K. (Windlily takes a deep breath, then her fingers fly)

  A cry resounded through the night, wrapping around the wind which 
hurled the dusky, rain laden clouds through the night, a cry full of 
frustrated longing from the little ancient gargoyle that wore the 
semblance of a man, a cry which caused all who hear it to quiver in fear 
of that one word, "Panties!"


Bad enough?


Windlily

(dragoncritterlisteningtotheDragonsdream@theCelestialTemple.com)