<quote>

Anyway, it seems that Ranma's fiance problem didn't go away when he wished no

to be engaged to any girls. (What's with Ukyou, huh?) Engaged to Kunou, Ryoug

(who seems to be the fav. Heh!), Ukyou (sorta. Probably thought the other was

<SNIP>
        Nope, in this reality, Ukyou didn't meet Ranma until she started
school (by an amazing coincidence) at Furinkan.  Thus she was already
wearing girls' uniforms.  Akane didn't mean Ranma was engaged to Ukkyo,
she just interrupted herself in the middle of a sentence to greet their
friend.  Ranma figures this out, thus the "whew!"

</quote>

Wyrm, Wyrm-chan (in unison): Aaaahhhhh....

Hentai-Wyrm: Awwww! No lesbian-porn scenes! Bugger!

(Wyrm-chan mallets him)

Jeez, when did my Hentai aspect get loose!? Gotta keep better track of my
aspects.

Wyrm-chan: We can control him...

We?

Wyrm-chan: Me, Mallet#1 (whips out a fhuge mallet with "SD10^10^100t" inscribed
on it), and of course her.

Her? Who's "her"?

Sailor Chibi Moon: Me!

(Wyrm facefaults) Not another stowaway!

Sailor Chibi-Moon: I'm no stowaway! She (points to Wyrm-chan) invited me abord!

(Wyrm-chan has a SEG on her face)
I'll deal with you two later. Anyway! Ciao!

H-Wyrm: Heyhey, makkori-chan! (glomp)
Wyrm-chan (shrieks): KYAAAAAA!!! HENTAI! (Mallets him HARD!! SMASH!)
Sailor Chibi-Moon: Glomping girls without their consent is unforgivable! In the
      name of the moon, I shall punish you!

(exasperated sigh)

-wyrm (AKA Tom Jefferys, Time Lord for hire. "Have TARDIS; will travel!")
Member of the Apathy for Shampoo Society (AFSS)
* JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu

"I just want you to know that I have the utmost respect for the law."
*SOCK*
-William Riker

PS: Sorry for the spam. I'll try to keep my sigs under control next time.