Ok.... here's the final version...
Foreword:
Ranma 1/2 and Magic Knight Rayearth are copywrited works of Rumiko
Takahashi and CLAMP Studio, respectively. This Fanfic is purely
imaginary and hopes to explore other possibilities, regarding both
universes of the said two series. Distribution of this fanfic would
highly be appreciated, that is, that it would remain unchanged. Comments
and suggestion too, are appreciated (before commenting, please try to
read the whole story first, ne?). I hope you enjoy....
(Theme song: Jajauma.... )
(We see Ukyou, Ranma-chan, and Akane standing on a cliffside, wearing
the standard Magic Knight armor. Ranma looks at Ukyou then at Akane. She
will mutter something to Akane, who will reply with a mallet slam. Ukyou
will pick up Ranma and shout something to Akane. Akane and Ukyou will
begin to fight. A large shadow looms above them. Scenes of their enemies
flash one by one. Three large mechas will appear. 10 seconds for mecha
poses. Mechas stand still until end of song. As it ends, one mecha will
pull a large mallet out of nowhere and slam it on the red mecha....... )
Episode 1:Here's Magic Knight Ranma.... Cefiro's Hope?!?!
by: Yug
"Welcome to Jusenkyou," greeted a rather stout Chinese guide in
green Communist soldier's uniform, "Home of the legendary cursed
springs. Please do not wander for this is dangerous place. Very
dangerous."
It was a fine day then, perfect for the Furinkan High School
student's field trip. Today was one class' day on visiting the springs.
Their trip from Japan to here, China, 'graciously' provided by their own
school's kendo captain, Tatewaki Kunou.
-flashback-
"Hi, there Kunou-baby," greeted Nabiki Tendo, a seventen year old
con artist/extortionist extraordinare. <Hmmm... what should I pull from
him this time?> she thought.
"Hm... Oh, it's you, Nabiki," Kunou responded. Apparently, judging
by his boastful stride, one can say that he comes from a wealthy samurai
lineage. Yet, Kunou had a really large pride, and to add, a large air
space inside his head, that extortion on him was easy, much to Nabiki's
content.
Nabiki was leafing through a business magazine and was rather
bored. She stopped when she came to an ad: Visit the Jusenkyou springs
in China...
A nasty idea brewed inside Nabiki's mind, "Hey, Kunou, I'll bet
5000 yen that you couldn't provide the whole high school the fare to the
Jusenkyou springs in China... oh wait, nah... I'm sure you couldn't..."
and turned her back to him.
"Wait, are you mocking my wealth? Do you think such offer would
pose a problem to the mighty Blue Thunder?" Blue Thunder, a name he
thought sounded good to hear.
"No, all I said was that I'm sure that you couldn't afford it."
"Hah, I accept your challenge then. Prepare thyself for thou
voyage to China...."
A wide, evil grin formed on her face <Got you there... besides
what's 5000 yen? Besides, I'll be able to... let's say... get it back
from you, though>
-end flashback-
Akane Tendo, 16, Nabiki's younger sister wondered, "Dangerous? How
dangerous could a bunch of stupid springs be?"
The students now formed groups of five, and followed the guide.
Pointing to a nearby spring, "This is Nyanniichuan or spring of
drowned girl. Very tragic story of young girl drown in spring 2000 year
ago. Don't make mistake of fall in spring. Legend say whoever fall in
spring get body of young girl...."
The guide pointed to another spring, "Now this is
Shonmaunniichuan, spring of drowned panda.... Hey you there!!! Get down,
this place very dangerous!!!
An old man in cream-colored gi and a young boy of sixteen, pig-
tailed and dressed in red chinese clothes and black pants, has just
jumped onto the bamboo poles, extending meters above the springs
surface, both men balanced on one foot. The young boy looked down and
scanned the students. All the faces seemed the same to his, until he
caught sight of one single person, Akane.
His father called as he leapt towards him, "Here I come, Ranma, my
boy. I won't go easy on you this time!"
However, Ranma wasn't paying much attention to his father's
attack. His martial arts skills allowed him to easily leap from to pole
to another. Yet, his eyes were still locked on Akane. <She's kawaii....>
he thought.
A small metal object suddenly whizzed past him. He barely had time
to evade, yet, managed to balance himself on a pole. A small tear was on
his left sleeve.
"Hey! Watch it! You could get someone seriously hurt!!" as he
turned to face the projectile's owner.
Several feet from him was a young man in casual shirt and pants. A
bandoleer of spatulas hang on one shoulder. On his back lay strapped a
large spatula, almost like a shovel.
A bright light from the heavens, suddenly, enveloped them. A light
female's voice was heard, "Legendary Magic Knight, please save us...."
"Huh, what the..." as Ranma, Akane and the unknown spatula-armed
boy felt being lifted.
Suddenly they found themselves falling....
-plunk-
"W-where are we?" asked Akane.
"We seem to be..... yaaaaaaaa.....ATOP A LARGE FLYING FISH?!!!!"
screamed Ukyou, while superdeformed.
"What the hell is happening... hey, wait a minute... you're the
one who threw one of those," Ranma spoke, pointing to a spatula, "towards
me."
"Don't you remember me! Ranma!"
"Um... y-yeah right... h-hi there... er... um... w-what's your n-
name again..?
"It's me, Ukyou... Ukyou Kuonji. Don't you remember?"
"Oh yeah right... hi... oh, now I remember... Ukyou, buddy, old
pal... how are you doing!!"
Ukyou raised an eyebrow, "Eh?"
"Ehem... Excuse me," interrupted Akane, sounding much annoyed, "I
hate to break this _sweet_ reunion... but we're on a flying fish on who
knows where..."
"Hmm... who's aye on jumping off," suggested Ranma.
"Stupid, can't you see were miles up!!!," shouted Akane.
"Hey, who're you calling stupid? I don't hear you making any
suggestions?"
Ukyou sighed and sat down, "Well, it (the fish) seems to have its
own sense of direction.. perhaps we should wait..."
Akane stood up and pointed, "Look... over there... land!!!"
Moments later, the flying fish landed. The three jumped off and
came face to face with a small person who was waiting for them. He
spoke, "Greetings, I am Happi Clef and welcome to Cefiro. You must be
the Legendary Magic Knights, prophecized as the savior of our world.
"Hey, look here.... I don't care about any Legends.. all I want is
to be back home!" shouted partially-deformed Akane.
"Will you calm down! Didn't you hear that we're their saviors or
something!" cried Ranma.
"You really are stupid!!!" said superdeformed Akane
"I told you, I'm not stupid!" said partially deformed Ranma
"Hmph!"
"Well, according to the legend, three girls from earth, summoned
by Princess Emeraude shall free Cefiro from the evil clutches of priest
Zagato. Hmmm, wait.... but... not one girl and two boys... something's
wrong here.....," continued Happi Clef.
"See! You should send us home, then!" cried Akane.
"Wait a minute.... I'm a girl!" cried Ukyou.
"Nani?!!!" chorused the others.
Ukyou, in one swift movement took off her shirt and the band
around her chest, exposing a pair of full round breasts.
Ranma's eyes seemed to pop off their sockets, "Y-you're a g-girl?!"
"Sweeto," exlaimed Happi Clef as he glomped Ukyou's breast.
"Ack!! Hentai!!! Get off me!!!!" as she, while superdeformed,
scooped off Happi Clef from her with a spatula.
"Eherm.... excuse me... sorry 'bout that.." spoke Happi Clef.
Akane looked at Ranma. His mouth was still open wide and eyes
almost off their sockets.
"Pervert!" as she slapped Ranma.
"Oww!!! Hey, I'm not a pervert!!!" as he rubbed his left cheek,
"That was so uncute of you!"
"You called me what?!!!"
"I said you're uncute!!"
"Oh yeah! And you're a pervert!"
"Ehem.. would you two stop it so could we get this thing over!"
said Happi Clef.
"Now, you're the only problem," pointing a finger at Ranma.
"Me?"
"Maybe this should do it.... " as Happi Clef waved his staff.
A bright red aura surrounded Ranma, "What the......"
An armor, consisting of a left shoulder pad, a chest plate, a
right brassard, and a left gauntlet coalesced from the aura. Ranma could
feel himself grow smaller height-wise, yet larger, chest-wise, and
screamed, "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Ranma's voice was now almost an octave higher. His black hair, now
red. Ranma felt something odd about his chest. He quickly took off the
armor and unbuttoned his shirt, "Huh? Nani?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yaaaaaaa!!!!!! What the hell did you do to me!!!!!!!!!" said
superdeformed Ranma
"I changed you into a girl," Happi Clef merely shrugged, "Maybe
that should make things work out."
"Why you...!!!!!" as Ranma-chan charged.
"Wait!" as Happi extended his arm towards her, "This no time to
waste time. Remember, you three are the saviors of Cefiro and cannot
return home until you've defeated Zagato."
Pointing to Ranma-chan, Happi Clef, "You are not stuck in that
form, however. Only when in armored form are you bound to being female."
"Hmph! Gee, that's good to hear," Ranma-chan sarcastically
replied, as she buttoned back her shirt and redon the armor.
"Ok, let's get to business. Does anyone here know how to use
magic?" asked Happi Clef.
"Yeah, sure. I can pull a rabbit from a hat," drew Ranma-chan.
"Shut up, baka!" as Akane punted Ranma-chan, and facing Happi Clef,
added, "And no, we don't! If we knew how, we wouldn't be stuck here!!"
"How about weapons? You need weapons for your battle against
Zagato, "added Happi Clef.
"Well, I have my handy spatula over here," said Ukyou.
"You call that 'handy'?" sneered Ranma-chan.
Ukyou slammed the large end down on Ranma-chan.
"Hmmmm... it seems that the physical change on Ranma has a side
effect regarding her personality...," noted Happi Clef.
"Ranma, come here," he called.
"Huh? Ok," replied Ranma-chan.
"So, do you want to learn magic to fight Zagato?"
"Sure, why not.... besides, I'll be stuck with this form until we
defeat this damned Zagato person," said Ranma, annoyed. <Damn, anything to
get this over....>
"Ok, then close your eyes...."
Ranma did so.
"Do you feel something?" Happi Clef asked.
"Yes..."
"Where?"
"In my chest..... aaaaarrgggghhhhhhhhhh!!!! Get your hands offa
me!!!" Ranma, superdeformed, exclaimed. In her anger, a bright orange
aura surrounded Ranma.
"Moukou Takabisha!!!!!" Ranma cried. A bright sphere formed
between her hands, and a blinding ray of psi-energy beam shot forward.
Everything before her now was charred. Fortunately, Happi Clef had
evaded just in time.
"Huh? I did it.... I DID IT!!!" as the look of awe from her face
changed to joy.
"Basically, magic comes forth from within your ownselves. Now,
all you need is to find Faru-Shampoo. She lives west from here and shall
hand you the weapons for you quest."
"Summon Griffin!!!!" Happi Clef shouted as he raised his staff. A
large winged beast swooped from the sky and lands near them. Ranma,
Ukyou and Akane scooted to and fro, superdeformed.
"My pet shall take you to Faru-Shampoo. Hurry, I sense evil
approaching."
Ranma and Akane started climbing up. Ukyou faced Happi Clef and
asked, "What about you?"
"I can take care of myself."
Suddenly, a flash of white streaked across the sky. Before them now
hovered a winged horse. The female rider atop it spoke, "Hah! So you
three must be the lendendary magic knights. Hah! Such mere children!"
"Ice storm!!! Blizzard!!!" she screamed and an array of ice arrows
darted toward them.
"Deflection!!!! Sheilds Up!!!" cried Happi Clef and a force field
shielded them from the attack. "Now go!!!" he shouted to the beast. The
beast spreaded its wings and took off with blinding speed.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!" screamed SD Ranma, Ukyou and Akane,
struggling not to fall off the beast.
"Why you...!!!!! I'll get back to you Happi Clef!!!!" the unknown
attacker screamed and chased the three.
Happi Clef was about to summon another beast, when a large figure
loomed before him. Happi Clef spun around and, "Huh?! Zagato!"
All was too late. Happi Clef suddenly found himself imprisoned
inside a small crate.
Meanwhile....
"Yahhhh!!!!!" cried SD Ranma-chan, "She's gaining on us!!!!"
"This will stop her," as Ukyou pulled several small spatulas from
her bandoleer and with a quick flick of her wrists sent them flying
though air towards their pursuer. All spatulas missed, however.
"Maybe magic can help us," thought Akane and concentrated,
remembering Happi Clef's words.
A bright red aura surrounded Akane and a large mallet formed from
out of nowhere.
Ranma-chan, now normal, sighed and shook her head, "Ok... that does
it.... Moukou Takabisha!!!!!!!!"
A blast shot forward.
"Huh?!!! Nani?!!!!" were the last words of their enemy, before she
was disintegrated to ashes.
"Sheesh.... a mallet... what a stupid weapon. What were you
thinking then, _hurl_ that massive thing to her? You think it would even
_reach_ her?
"RANMA NO BAKA!!!!!!!" as Akane swung the mallet high and brought
it down on Ranma.
(to be continued.....)
(end song: Platoniku)
{Akane keeps on pounding Ranma again and again with her mallet until
song ends. Sorry, can't think of an end scene....)
End notes:
Help!!!! I'm becoming lazy!!!!! Someone hit me!!!!
-WHACK-
Gee.... thanks.... @.o
First and foremost, I would like to thank you for reading.
Basically, the plot's Rayearth.... but the characters are Ranma..
And here, Ranma didn't get cursed at Jusenkyo but in Cefiro.
What? You don't know Rayearth? And you call yourself an Anime freak?
What else.... oh yeah, I'm also writing a Rei rei/Ranma fanfic, if
you're interested. This one's different, Kaguya meets Ranma... Hehehehe.
Please send comments/suggestions/questions/clarifications/etc's.
to eguevara@globalcafe.iphil.net and I'll send you the final copy. Flames?
Bwahahahahahaha.... I'm wrapped in asbestos!!!
- Yug