ok (or OK Ok okay or O.K.).... this came to me today at work when i was 
juicing lemons <minds out of the gutters people!> for the lemonade....


The Hitchhikers Guide To Lemons
(by E. Bryan Rumph)
(a shameless play on Douglas Adams hitchhiker's "trilogy")

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The Hitchhikers guide to Lemons has this to say on the subject of towels:

A towel is the most masively useful thing any lemon reader can have. Partly 
it has great practical value..... <erm.. well if i continue along this line 
it could get a little sticky <bg>>

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Ford: But where does the term 'lemon' come from... i mean... what's its 
derevation!

Zaphod: I don't bloody well care, Ford! Just toss me a towel!

* * *

Ford: Hurry up.. .you've got 6 stories to get through.

Arthur: Six! at lunch time?!

Ford: Time is an illusion... lunch time doubly so.

Arthur: oh thats very deep.. you should send that in to the FFML... they've 
got      spam for people like you.

Ford: Read On!

Arthur: But why six lemons?

Ford: Muscle relaxant... you'll need it.

* * *

Arthur: Look, i think we're talking cross purposes here... Lemons to me mean 
the         little yellow oval things that are sour and sometimes used in 
tea... and little         kids selling lemonade from stands on summer 
afternoons...

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and well.. i could go on but u get the idea, ne? ^_~






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 E. Bryan Rumph                        "B-chan"               
 kirk@staffnet.com                                  
 http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/2443

fanfics: <The Princess Bride: A Ranma 1/2 Production !?!> 
             <When Worlds Collide... It Gets All SQUISHY!-
                 A Ranma 1/2/ The Tick Crossover>
              <Assimilation- Highlander/ST:TNG>
              
"Although you are half a world away, and far above you alien 
 stars shine, yet you are with me in this well loved room...
 and i can feel your hand clasp warm in mine..."
-Vicki <aka. Marvin & Ravenhawk>
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