In an effort to cut-down on the amount of spam this list generates, may I 
suggest that instead of replying to each individual post, the spammers 
download all the connected posts that they have and reply in a single article?

All right, here's the small scene:

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The baby started to cry.

Akane woke up and threw Ranma out of the bed, hitting him with a water balloon 
before he landed on the floor.

Akane:  "Its your turn to feed the baby."

Ranma grumbled to himself as he sleepily made his way to the crib.  No other 
father had to deal with this, he thought to himself as he lifted his shirt to 
feed his daughter.