On Wed, 19 Jun 1996, Caroline Ann Seawright wrote:

Really? How do you tell if the kun-chans at the supermarket are fresh? I
know how you tell if a lemon is fresh, but ...

Kun-chan baps Panda, "I don't turn yellow if I'm 'fresh'... and any of
you lot who try to squeeze me to see will probably get a slap or ten if
I'm not!" ;p

Hmmm.... 

Kun-chan...

The scene opens into a crowded marketplace, doing the obligatory pan 
around until it stops with a slight jerk on a middle-aged man, roughly 
dressed with a distinct leer on his face.

"Get ya Kun-chans Here!  Guaranted fresh!  Try 'em out for yourse*WHACK*eelf"

Kun-chan sniffs loudly and whirls away into the crowd, adroitly avoiding 
the numerous passerbys, leaving a crumpled heap of clothes behind.

"guaranted... fresh.... *thump*"

The view moves closer, as if the cameraman was seeing if the pile of 
clothes would move further, and then moves off through the market place.

;)
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