Hmmm, dissenting opinion?

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	time to try a new show...

A-KO (Eiko Magami)

	Looks:  Have I mentioned that I'm really attracted to redheaded
girls? A healthy beauty, with good muscle tone.
	Smarts:  Adequate.  No rocket scientist, but seems to do okay in
school despite perennial tardiness.
	Personality:  Loyal, well-meaning, and a bit irritable.  (The Vs.
version is more vulgar.)
	Cooking:  Apparently can't.  You notice that she never counters
C-ko's lunch with one of her own?  Unlike C-ko, however, she knows she
can't cook.
	Fighting Skills:  Excellent.  Able to take on hordes of cannon
fodder with little difficulty, and hold her own against armored B-ko and
Spy D.
	Special Abilities:  Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful
than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. 
*Not* invulnerable, however.
	Competition:  C-ko, K-kun.  K-kun isn't interested, and is a
rather blah person;should be easy to supplant.  C-ko, on the other hand,
is a tougher parasite to deworm.  Build an A-ko robot to distract her.
There is a recurring suggestion that B-ko may also be interested.
	In-Laws:  Clark and Diana, parents.  Two of the nicest people
you'll ever meet.  As long as you aren't a villain, that is.
	Economics:  Well, she did manage to hold down a fast-food job long
enough to get a paycheck.  But her food bill is likely to drive you both
to ruin, not to mention the damage she does to the landscape when excited.
	Sex:  Well, she's not invulnerable, so you can bring her to
climax. But at that point...can you say "vaginal muscles capable of
crushing steel"?  Hope you've got some damage resistance yourself. 

	Overall:  Eliminate C-ko, and find some way to survive the wedding
night, and it's a deal! 

SKJAM!
"Yes, I am a little odd.  Why do you ask?"