here is a newly edited version by yours truly
pt
one
Hello people,
  A while back, I was thinking how Mousse ever learned how to
master the art of weapons, and how he kept them hidden. Well,
after I was watching T.V. a few weeks ago, I had an idea!!
I hope ya enjoy!

                      Altitude Co. presents:
Ranma =: Add it with Gel
By S.C. (formerly Vegita1941)
Edited by Bile Studios
        "Hey Shampoo! Wait up!" yelled Mousse as he tried to
catch up with her.
     "What Mousse want?"  Shampoo said with an annoyed face.
     "Oh, I was just asking if you want to have a little picnic
after work."
     "Too bad Mousse, I too busy after work."
     "What are you going to do?"
     "Shampoo go date with Ranma."
     "But you already asked him and he said, `no!'"
     "Silly Mousse, he say yes, just in different language."
     "But Sham--Quack!!" Mousse was then cut off when Shampoo
doused him with cold water.
     Shampoo threw the bucket away and said, "You talk to much
Mousse."
     Shampoo quickly got on her bike and peddled off. Mousse
quickly followed behind quacking as hard as he could. Shampoo
tried to ignore him but couldn't. Mousse then saw his glasses
starting to fog up and couldn't see where he was going, and to
his own stupidity, he accidentally knocked Shampoo's off her
bike.
     "Ouch! Why you do that Mousse!!" She walked toward the
scared duck and picked him up and threw Mousse across town. "Oh
no! Shampoo late for delivery!" With that, she cursed Mousse
under her breath as she peddled across the pavement.
     Slowly, a figure appeared behind a telephone pole. "At last,
I find you Mousse!" The figure said as he clutched his hand and
started to shake it. "You will die for your ways!" Then the
figure vanished behind the telephone pole.
---------------Nekohaten-------------------------------
     The door of Nekohanten opens, revealing to be Mousse. "What
do you want?" said Cologne as she stopped counting the money and
looked at Mousse.
     "What do you think you old wrinkled witch? I came here to
eat."
     "Oh, very well, what do you want?"
     "What I order is free right?"
     "Are you trying to take advantage of me?! of course not!"
she yelled as she slammed her notepad and pen down on a table,
which she broke.
     "But I work here, don't I?"
     "So, it doesn't mean YOU can eat for free like Shampoo and
I."
     "Damn it, I'm all out of money too. Shit, I'll just leave.
Thanks for your time old ghoul."
     "Any time."  Cologne said silently laughing.
     Mousse was walking along the street, thinking of a way to
get Shampoo to go on a date with him and, at the same time,
thinking of a way to get some money so he can eat. After bumping
into cars, trees, telephone poles, little children, bushes, and
benches, he still couldn't think of a way to get Shampoo's heart,
never mind getting any money either.
     Mousse then found himself with no glasses.
     "Hey! Who has my glasses!"  Mousse shouted out loud.
     "I do." said a mysterious voice a few feet in front of him.
     "Hey! Give that back, you, you, thief!"
     "Hold on, let me fix them."
     Mousse then heard a very sharp crunching sound, the sound
when glasses fall on the ground and get stepped on.
     "You broke my glasses! Just who do you think you are!!"
     "Don't you recognize me Mousse? I'm your long lost master,
Gel."
     Mousse then froze, with ounces of sweat dripping down from
his chin.
     "M-M-Master Gel, h-h-how did you find me?"
     "I was hunting you!"
     "What!! Why?!"
     "Because you left my training, so you can follow some stupid
Amazon woman!!"
     "But I thought we were done, master!"
     "Didn't you remember the rules, fool?! My rules were that
you can only leave my training only if you can get MY
permission!!"
     "B-But I didn't want Shampoo to leave, so that's why I went
wi--"
     "Shut up! Did I say I was done?!"
     "No si--"
     "Now as I was saying, my rule was if you leave without
permission, I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth until I
kill you. And now, I find you, prepare to die undisciplined
student!!"
     "Hold on mas--" Mousse was immediately cut off when a dart
got stuck into his knee. Mousse held his knee and yelled. Mousse
then quickly pulled out the dart, pulling some skin away also.
     "That's it master, I had enough!!" Mousse said as he charged
into Gel, with spears sticking out of his sleeves. Gel moved
aside, took out a tomahawk, chopped up Mousse's spears, and
whacked Mousse across the face with it. Then, Gel took out a
sword and shoved it down Mousse's other leg.
     "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mousse yelled in
pain.
     Gel kicked Mousse across his face and uppercut him. Gel then
took out a whip and started whipping Mousse with it. Mousse
quickly pulled out the sword and swung it at Gel. The swing made
a small cut on Gel's blue robe (Gel's clothes looks like Mousse,
except it's the color blue and has a dragon on it.) While
distracted, Mousse quickly took out a staff and shoved it down
Gel's stomach. Mousse then took another swing, but this time Gel
grabbed it.
     "You got better Mousse, but now, it's time to die." Gel
threw the staff away and then jumped back, his sleeves covering
his face. Then, Gel spun around a bit and stopped. With one leg
up, Gel thrusted his hands forward, opened up his eye's and
yelled, "Ultimate technique, Kyooki No Buki Osou!!!" All of a
sudden, all the weapons that Gel hid in his sleeve busted out and
flew toward Mousse, with bright glowing ball's of energy at the
end of each weapon.
     Mousse didn't know what to do, for he was motionless at the
power of his master's attack.
     Ranma and Akane was walking home until they heard a scream;
they both looked at each other and ran into the direction of the
scream.
     "How does it feel to die Mousse?" Questioned Gel.
     "UHhhhhh, I will never di....." Mousse said as blood dripped
>from his chin.
     Ranma and Akane quickly turned a corner and saw somebody
that sorta looked like Mousse. Akane turned around in disgust,
seeing that Gel's weapons were stuck on Mousse, with ounces of
blood dripping from his body. Mousse constantly spat out blood,
sometimes even hurling them out.
     "Hey! What the heck are you doing to Mousse, you weirdo?!"
yelled Ranma.
     Gel quickly turned his face to look at Ranma.
     "Who are you?! What do you want?!" he bellowed.
     Ranma jumped toward him and shoved his foot into Gel's face.
Gel then stumbled back and released the weapons that was stuck on
Mousse. Gel quickly got up and said, "You fool, you won't get
away with this." Then he leaped away.
     Ranma went over to Mousse and looked at him. He was all
covered with blood, with some bones sticking out. Ranma picked
him up and ran off.
     "Hey! Where are you going Ranma?!" asked Akane.
     "To Dr. Tofu's, c'mon, lets go."  Ranma answered.
     "What can he do?" thought Akane.
-----------------Dr. Tofu's Clinic-----------------------
     "Hmmmm, is Mousse another victim from your savage attacks
Akane?" asked Dr. Tofu.
     "Grrrrrrrrrr. Ranma you idiot! Stop laughing!"
     "But you gotta admit Akane, it was funny!" said Ranma as he
laughed out loud hysterically.
     "Ranma you idiot!!" and with that she pounded Ranma into the
canvas with her mallet.
     "It was just a joke Akane." said Dr. Tofu as he bandaged up
Mousse.
     "Oh, really? I knew that, ahem."
     "Thick as a brick." Ranma said to himself.
     "Well anyway, what's wrong with Mousse?"
     "Well, he's in a coma right now and I can't do anything
about, so I'm afraid he has to go to the hospital."
     "Is he going to live?"
     "Chances are slick, but I'm sure he well. Now, if you would
leave, I need to call the hospital."
     "Okay, see ya doc." said Ranma as he left.
     "Bye Dr. Tofu!" said Akane as she waved bye-bye.
     "See you later." said Tofu back.
10 minutes later, Dr. Tofu finally finished calling the hospital
and cleaning Mousse up. "Man, sure am hungry, better get
something to eat." Dr. Tofu then left his office and went into
the kitchen.
     "Perfect." sai
name, Ranma. He's my next target but first." Gel took out
an axe. "I gotta kill him. Prepare to die unworthy student!!" Gel
raised up his axe, preparing it to swing it down on Mousse's
neck. Dr. Tofu came in, with a turkey sandwich in his mouth.
     "Heyb, whab ara you doingye." Dr. Tofu slapped himself on
the forehead. Dr. Tofu quickly took out the sandwich away from
his mouth and then said, "Hey! What are you doing?!" Dr. Tofu
then charged towards Gel.
     Gel looked around and saw a skeleton. He ran toward it and
grabbed its bony neck. "One move and the skeleton dies." said Gel
as leveled the axe to it's neck. Dr. Tofu immediately stopped
running and stepped back. "Al right, just put, the axe, down."
Dr. Tofu said calmly.
     "Not a chance!" Gel threw the axe to Tofu, kicked the
skeleton down,  and broke through a nearby window. Tofu ducked
under the axe and ran toward the window. Tofu looked around and
said,"Nothing."
     Tofu walked to his skeleton and said, "You all right
Betty?" Tofu turned around to hear the door open. "Ah, the
hospital people are finally here."
     Back at the Tendo Dojo, Ranma is on the roof, looking at the
sky. He was about to go to sleep when he saw a spear come down on
him. Ranma quickly moved out of the way, while the spear went
through the roof. "Hey man! why did you do that?!" Ranma said
"Hey, your that bozo that was trying to kill Mousse, right?"
     "That's correct, until you interfered, and for that you
shall die." Gel runs toward Ranma and yells, "Swan Punch version
1.2!"
     Gel suddenly hits Ranma with something stronger then
Mousse's technique.
     Ranma staggers for a moment and asks, "What the HELL did you
hit me with?"
     Gel takes out a metal swan and says, "I hit you with this."
Ranma runs toward and stuffs his hand into his face while he was
distracted. "Ahhh!!" Gel yelled as he landed in the pond below.
"What's the matter Gel, you fighting or not?" Ranma then heard a
horses neigh. "What the hell?" Ranma leaps down to investigate.
     There, he sees a horse staggering to get out of the pond.
"Woah! So you fell in one of the Jusenkyo springs huh?"
     The horse bobs its head up and down. Then the horse realizes
who he's talking to. The horse gets out of the pond and gallops
toward Ranma. He raises his front legs and crashes them down on
Ranma.
     "OW!! That's it!" Ranma picks up the horse by its legs,
spins it around, and throws it across town. "Heh, that's the end
of him, I guess" said Ranma as he wiped his hands. Then all of a
sudden Ryoga comes out of no where.
     "Saotome Ranma, the one who kills you shall be me!!" Ryoga
throws his head-bands and his umbrella to him.
     "Kashuu tenshin amaguriken!" Ranma grabs all the
headbands an throws them back to Ryoga. Half of them cuts up
Ryoga's umbrella into pieces, and the other half fly's towards
Ryoga.
     "Gah!" Ryoga grabs two or three of them but the rest of them
cut's him up.
     "HA! a opening!" Ranma jumps up to him and stuffs
his fist into his gut.
     "Was that supposed to hurt?" Ryoga then
fell on his knees, holding his stomach. Ranma then sprays
Ryoga with some cold water. "Get out of here you pig." Ranma
picks up P-chan by it's tail, and kicks him out if his sight.
     "Ranma! didn't I tell you not to hurt P-chan!!" screams
Akane as she slam's a vase on top of Ranma's head.
     While back at Gel, who is now in his human form, sitting
next to a pond. "Dammit, how can I be defeated so easily?! Can it
be, I finally met my match? No, I refuse to believe it," Gel then
sees a shadow on top of him. "Huh?" Gel then hears a sickening
thud on top of his head.
     "Aiya! Are you okay?" said Shampoo as she gets off from her
bike. Shampoo picks up Gel, but he is unconscious. "Aiya, I
better take you to great-grand mother."

                               To Be Continued.
Notes from Bile Studios:  Read Obsession, it has Gel in it too.
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