Subject: Re[2]: News (Misa Single)
From: joe.ortiz@ci.slc.ut.us
Date: 6/12/1996, 3:16 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Are you sure that is all?

I think you should add another few qualifiers Misa, before you end up 
with every male on the list.

Hitomi
(Who already is in love with somebody.)

^_^

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Ok Guys, its up to us to come up with a very selective set 
of qualifying parameter to aid Misa-chan with her hunt for 
the "perfect boyfriend"

A) from the Nabiki Tendo 'School of Business':  How Wealthy 
is this fellow?

        1. Starving student:              -1 point
        2. Has a job with Burger King:    +1 point
        3. Manages Burger King franchise: +2 points
        4. Has stock in Burger King:      +3 points
        5. Family owns Burger King:       +4 points

        (get the idea)

B) From the Akane Tendo School of Grace and Deportment: Does 
the prospective candidate conduct himself in the manner of 
a?

        1. Stark raving mad Baboon      -2 point(s)
        2. Elvis (the fat years)        -1 point
        3. Elvis (the lean years)        0 point(s)
        4. Gene Kelly                   +2 point(s)
        5. Grace Kelly          (Throw the bum out!)

C) From the Ranma Saotome Scholarship Committee:  Does the 
potential 'Boy Friend' possess a mental faculties equal to?

        1. Abby Normal:                 -1 point
        2. Your average anime fan boy:   0 point(s)
        3. The Brain (lab mouse)        +1 point
        4. Einstein                     +2 point(s)

I could go on, but its getting late. If you think this 
string is worth pursuing, please add you 2 yen worth.
And remember, this is for Misa ^_^

                      Joe "is the caffe-mocca ready?" Ortiz
                      joe.ortiz@ci.slc.ut.us