On Tue, 11 Jun 1996, Neill Walker wrote:

It's late winter and you're in the woods, struggling to find shelter
from the cold and the blowing snow, and maybe something to heat that can
of SPAM you've been carrying around.  You stumble upon an old shack,
which appears abandoned.  When you enter, you see that the shack is
equipped with a gas stove, a gas oven, a gas furnace, and a fireplace
already filled with wood and tinder.  Searching through your pockets,
you discover only one match left.  What do you light first?

The match.

                                  ~~~~
                The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au

( did you know that spam burns when heated? ;) )