On Sun, 9 Jun 1996, PhoneyNT wrote:

At 08:38 AM 6/9/96 -0400, you wrote:

Cute:)

The same pilot had to fly some business executives from Seattle to Montreal,
in the same plane. He ran into a thuick fog and lost direction. The plane
crashed on the us canadian border. They were all americans on board except
for the pilot who was Canadian.   Q: In what country do they bury the
survivors?

bury survivors?  am i missing something here?

It's an old joke.  You don't bury survivors...  Speaking of old jokes...

An electric train is traveling north at 45 MPH.  The wind is blowing west
at 25 MPH.  Which direction does the smoke go?

	Rob "'If you don't know me by now, you will never, ever know
		me...'" Orick

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Allegra: You distract him, I'll set fire to his music collection.
Musica(with headset on): "it's your one-way ticket to midnight!  they
	call it...  heavy metal!"
Allegra: You didn't hear a word I said!!  You loser!!!  *BAP!*  OW!!
Musica(twirling her staff and dancing): "heavy metal!"