Anyway, I didn't think you wanted any of us to LIKE you.... 
worship from afar, throw gifts and compliments maybe... but like, 
NAHHHH!! ;-) 

Hmmmmm... Worshiping from afar, sending me gifts and compliments. Oh, I
*like* the sound of that...

Kun-chan sits and waits for all the gifts, compliments and worhiping to
commence.

An envoy from a distant land (actually just a few miles over the ocean)
arrives at Monash......bearing gifts to the goddess Kun-chan. After the
gratious lemon scene fantasised by the writer
(bapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbapbap), Kun-chan opens the presents
and find.........

You wish, shonen...

        10,000,000 bottles of Shampoo-substitude to keep her locks in lovely
condition for the rest of eternity.........
<meanwhile>
the write locks itself in the nuclear shelters under Singapore.......

^_^;

Unfortulately Kun-chan tears open the shelter and kills the writer!
"Well, that was fun..." :p

Kun-chan...