Hi everyone!
Here's BGWarners up to chapter 4. There's a new theme song and I added in
the parody of Patton's speech in chapter 2 but I'm still not quite
satisfied with it. Any suggestions?
Saf
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Bubblegum Warners
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Silly Story by Sapphire, The Blue Tigress
DISCLAIMERS:
Bubblegum Crisis characters and sets belong to whoever owns them.
Animaniacs characters belong to Warner Bros.
If any of these people want to sue me, they can have my debts... I'm
broke ;P
*PROLOGUE*
[At Genom Experimental Buma Laboratory, a lone scientist works on new
applications for bumas.]
Scientist [drinking a can of BAKA Pepper] : Maybe some pets or playmates
for children? How about a dog or a cat buma? No more buying pet
food, no more cleaning up after it, and no more paying
veterinary bills. It can even act as a bodyguard.
[Scientist puts the half-empty can down on the console and accesses data
on various animals.]
[An alarm goes off as an explosion occurs in the lobby. Buma guards are
blown to bits.]
[Startled, the scientist knocks over his can and the soda spills all over
the console. A guard runs in yelling about intruders and drags the
scientist away. Gunshots and explosions are heard from the hallway.
The view zooms in on the computer screen.]
Words on screen:
DATA PROCESSED...
ASSEMBLY INITIATED....
[Scene shifts from computer room to assembly room where various machines
start up. A few seconds later, the words change.]
Words on screen:
WARNING!...
ASSEMBLY MALFUNCTION....
POWER OVERLOAD....
[The guards and invaders continue to battle in the hallways.]
Computerized Voice: Warning! Power overload! Explosion in ten
seconds! 9...8...7...6...
[Combatants battle their way out of the building]
CV: ....5...4...
[Scene of assembly room. The machines have completed construction and
are programming the bumas when a power surge occurs.]
CV: ...3...2...1...
[View of building exploding from outside.]
[Pan to nearby park. Zoom in on tree and three small unconscious figures
lying beneath it. All three are covered in black fur with white faces
and feet, long ears and tails, and red noses, and are wearing white gloves.
The tallest is wearing a pair of baggy tan pants and a wide black belt
with a gold buckle. The one on his right is wearing a short pink skirt
and has her ears tied up with a yellow flower. The one on his left is
wearing a red baseball cap backwards and a light blue turtleneck.]
[All three children suddenly twitch as they slowly become conscious.]
[Cue theme music.]
It's time for Bumamaniacs
And we're souped up to the max
So just stay back, run and hide
You'll scream till you are fried
We're Bumamaniacs
Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner sister Dot
Just for fun we run round
MegaTokyo alot
We're locked in Genom Tower
whenever we get caught
But we break loose...
And then vamoose...
And now you know the plot
We're Bumamaniacs
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Nene gets the facts
We're Bumamaniacs
Meet Quincy and Mason, who want
to rule the universe
ADP flocks together, Slappy
whacks'em with her purse
Mackie spies on Sylia, while
Priss sings a verse
Linna does flips, Fargo gives
tips, Leon needs a nurse.
We're Bumamaniacs
Knight Sabers are on our tracks
We're souped up to the max
There are lasers in our slacks
We're Bumaman-ey
Totally urbane-y
Miss Cellany
Bumamaniacs!
Those are the facts!
*CHAPTER 1*
[Quincy's office atop the Genom Tower. Quincy, seated behind his desk,
and Mason, standing before him, are both watching a video.]
[Zoom in on the video.]
[Video shows a rampaging buma crashing into a candy store. Most of the
customers run out screaming. Three small furry children who had been
drooling over all the candy, turn around and stare at the buma. The buma
fires a missile which destroys a candy display. The children stare,
horrified.]
Wakko (in an agonized voice): The candy! It's gone!
Dot (cutely, as always): Oh no!
[Dot goes into a dramatic pose - standing arms out to where the candy was.]
Dot: Candy, Candy! Wherefore art thou now, Candy?
[Yakko stands with one foot on a footstool, one hand over his heart and
the other open-palmed above his head.]
Yakko: To anvil, or not to anvil, that is the question. Whether tis
nobler in the mind to suffer the bombs and missiles of outrageous
bumas or to take arms full of anvils against candy-destroying
marauders, and by anvilling, avenge the poor candy.
Wakko and Dot (bouncing around): Anvil! Anvil!
[A large anvil appears above the buma and drops down, squashing the buma
flat. The Warners cheer and run off in search of another candy store.]
[The video screen goes snowy then another buma is seen. This time a
combat buma goes rampaging down a street. The Warners are standing at a
corner looking at a map.]
Wakko: That's not the way to Six Flags Over Flushing. This is!
[Wakko points to a spot on the map.]
Yakko (pointing to another spot on the map): No, I'm sure this is.
Dot (pointing to the rampaging buma): Hey, let's ask that buma over there.
[The trio walk up behind the buma who's firing missiles at an ADP car and
poke it to get its attention. The buma stops firing and turns to look
at them.]
Yakko: Exsqueeze me, is this the way to Six Flags Over Flushing?
[Yakko points on the map. The buma shoots a laser through the map,
setting it on fire. The fire quickly turns the map to ashes which hold
the map-shape for a second, then crumbles in Yakko's hands.]
Yakko: I think we found today's special friend.
[The buma starts targeting the Warners when Dot steps forward.]
Dot (very cutesy voice): Oh, Mr. Metal Man! Pweease don't shoot us!
Awll we wanted was to go to Six Fwags Over Fwushing 'n' go on
aaawwwll the fun rides! (flutters her eyelashes and smiles at him)
[While the buma stands there processing this very cute request through
his CPU, Wakko pulls out some water guns from his gag bag and he and
Yakko replace the buma's lasers with them. The buma fires, but instead
of a laser, water shoots out.]
Wakko (yells): Oooo! A waterfight!
[Wakko is suddenly dressed in a yellow fireman's jacket and red helmet.
He aims a very _large_ hose at the buma and the scene pans back to
include Yakko in the driver's seat of a red firetruck and Dot turning on
the water. Both are dressed as firefighters. The water explodes out of
the hose and knocks the buma into an electrical line. Arcs of
electricity play over the buma's body; then the buma drops down onto the
street. The Warners crowd around the buma.]
Dot: Awww, the poor widdle Metal Man!
Wakko: I'll fix it!
[Wakko pulls out a huge mallet and whams the buma. A panel opens in the
buma's body and lots of wires and lights show.]
Yakko: Operation!
[The scene shifts to a hospital operating room. The Warners are dressed
in blue scrubs with a little tiger face on the pockets. Wakko and Yakko
are standing on both sides of the buma lying on the operating table. Dot is
standing next to a small rolling cart with lots of sharp, pointy
instruments laid out on it.]
Yakko (holding out his hand to Dot): Scalpel!
[Dot hands it to him. Yakko works on the buma.]
Wakko: Sponge!
[Dot hands a sponge to Wakko. Wakko sticks the sponge in. The operation
continues for a bit with Wakko and Yakko calling out for objects like a
hose, a clamp, a duck, et cetera, et cetera, and Dot handing the items to
them. Finally, they're finished. The Warners step back and untie their
face masks.]
Yakko: A very difficult operation, Doctor Wakko.
[Wakko nods his head in agreement. Yakko turns to Dot.]
Yakko: A very fine job on the instruments, Nurse Dot.
Dot (curtsies): Why, thank you, Doctor Yakko.
[Dot smiles and her dimples show. The Warners turn to the operating table.]
Yakko (gesturing at the white sheet covering the buma): And, now, if you
would, Doctor Wakko.
Wakko: I'd be delighted, Doctor Yakko.
[Wakko grabs hold of the sheet and pulls. The sheet covers the scene and
when it's gone, the buma is on a street corner standing in front of a
flower stall. It is wearing a straw hat and an apron with "Flowers for
sale" written on it, and the buma is giving Dot a pretty pink flower.]
[A click is heard and the video screen goes blank. Pan out to the rest
of Quincy's office.]
Quincy (looking at Mason): I want those Warner kids captured and analyzed.
I also want to know where they came from. Their strange
abilities of matter materialization and of reprogramming a buma
so quickly would be useful to Genom.
Mason (bowing): It shall be done, Mr. Chairman.
[Mason turns and walks out the door. Pan to Quincy watching the door close.]
[Fadeout]
*CHAPTER 2*
[Night. ADP Headquarters. Chief Plotz's office. The Chief and Leon are
arguing as usual.]
Plotz: ...This report shows that every time you go after bumas,
thousands of yen are lost on equipment! The higher-ups are giving me
hell about it and now I'm giving YOU (points to Leon) hell!...
Leon (interrupting): If those damn bureaucrats would give me the latest
upgraded equipment instead of all these outdated and outgunned JUNK, I
could do a lot more and a lot better...
[Their argument is interrupted by Daley rushing into the office and
dragging Leon out.]
Daley: Sorry, Chief, three bumas have gone rogue and are destroying
downtown MegaTokyo!
[Leon and Daley drive into a scene of fire and destruction. ADP officers
are sniping at the three bumas from behind wrecked cars and buildings.
The bumas obviously outgun the officers. (So what else is new?) Leon and
Daley get out of the car and head towards the battle.]
[The Warners run around the corner of a building and up to the two officers.]
Wakko (tugging at Daley's arm): Hey, mister, will you play with us?
Daley (startled): What the...???
[Leon turns around at the sound of Wakko's voice.]
Leon (surprised): What are these kids doing here? Someone get them out
of here! This is a _combat_ zone!
Dot (jumping into Leon's arms with hearts in her eyes): Hellooooo Policeman
Nurse!!!
[Multiple laser blasts are shot near them by the bumas.]
Yakko (pulling out a bag of popcorn and sitting in a chair that wasn't
there before): Pull up a chair, sibs. They're putting on a laser light
show.
Dot (still in Leon's arms, staring dreamily at him): Oooohhhh!!!! Our
first date! Have a seat, Toots!
[Still in his arms, Dot's hand reaches off screen and pulls a chair up
under Leon, forcing him to sit.]
Leon (trying to pull Dot off him): Let go, kid! This is a dangerous
area! Go home!
[A laser blast comes really close to Wakko and he reaches out, grabs it,
and eats it.]
Wakko (rubbing his tummy): *BURP* Needs salt. It's a little light.
[Off screen a voice shouts]: Knight Sabers, GO!
[The camera pans to a nearby rooftop where four suited figures pose then
jump down to street level to battle the bumas.]
Wakko & Yakko: Helloooo Armor-suited Nurses!!!
[The Warner brothers drop their popcorn and rush into the battle zone,
trying to get closer to the Knight Sabers.]
[For once, Dot doesn't say anything about her brothers, being too busy
herself, glomped onto Leon. Leon doesn't even notice the boys running off
since _he's_ busy trying to get Dot off him.]
Daley (seeing the boys run toward the bumas): Hey! Come back here!
You'll get hurt over there! (runs after the Warner brothers)
[The camera pans over to Sylia and Nene battling a buma. The brothers run
on-screen and up to them, easily dodging, or in Wakko's case, eating laser
blasts and concrete blocks and anything else thrown at them.]
Sylia (noticing the boys): Get those children away from here!
[Nene runs to the boys, grabs them and runs toward the police line where
Dot and Leon are.]
Yakko & Wakko: Will you play with us?
Nene: Sorry, boys, we're all a little busy right now with these rogue bumas.
Yakko (wheedling voice): Aww, come on. We know lots of games! It'll be fun!
Wakko: Yeah! We know lots of card games - (starts counting games off on
his fingers) Go Fish, Old Maid, War...
Nene (interrupting Wakko's list): We're already at 'war' with these
bumas and...
Wakko & Yakko (giving each other high fives): All right! 'WAR'!!!
[The brothers wriggle out of Nene's arms and run off. Nene looks around
for them. The camera pans to Wakko dressed as a private. Yakko walks
on-screen dressed as a general and stands behind a podium.]
Yakko: Now I want you to remember that no toon ever won a laugh by being
boring. You won it by making a poor dumb sucker blow up or get
flattened.
Toons traditionally love slapstick comedy. ALL REAL toons, love the
sound of laughter.
Now we have the finest anvils and mallets, the funniest gags and
fanciest dances, the stupidest jokes and the wickedest puns, and the
best toons in the world. You know . . .
My God, I actually pity those poor suckers we're going up
against. My God, I do. We're not just going to shoot them,
we're going to anvil them flat and use them as the treads of our
tanks. We're going to mallet those lousy suckers by George Bush.
[Cut to George Bush saying "Read my lips, no more buma rampages." Yakko
pushes that scene off-screen and goes on.]
Yakko: Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to
get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not
holding anything, unless it's Hello Nurse. (pulls Hello Nurse
on-screen and grins) We are anvilling constantly, and we're not
interested in holding onto anything except the girl. (jumps into
Hello Nurse's arms)
We're going to blow up the enemy with big bombs, (pulls out a huge
pile of bombs and tosses them over his shoulder. They explode near
a buma, charring it.) and we're going to kick him in the pants.
(pulls the charred buma on-screen and kicks him off screen) We're
going to flatten the heck out of him all the time, and we're going
to go to Six Flags Over Flushing! (pulls out some tickets)
Alright now, you toons of comedy, you know how I feel. Oh! . . . I
will be proud to lead you wonderful toons into battle anytime,
anywhere. That's all.
Yakko (runs toward the bumas, yelling) For laughter and toondom, CHARGE!
Wakko (running after him): For mallets and...and...FOOD! CHARGE!
[Nene spots them and scoops them up into her arms. She takes them to
Leon who still has Dot in his arms. By now, she's making wedding plans.]
Dot (holding up a picture of a white wedding gown with pink bows): This
will look perfect on me! Don't you think so, hon? The wedding will be so
beautiful; I can't _wait_! (shrieks in excitement)
Nene (trying not to laugh): It seems you're the babysitter, Inspector
McNichols. Here are two more charges for you.
Leon (now really pissed off): AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!! Get off! We are NOT
getting married!
Dot (in a sad, little voice with tears welling up in her eyes): You
mean... you mean, you don't love me anymore??? WWWWAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Leon (looking very upset at the crying): Awww, I didn't mean that...don't
cry!...We'll play a game, OK?
[Leon obviously doesn't know the first thing about children.]
Dot (looking up brightly with no sign of tears on her face): Really?
Leon (knowing he's been set up, starts backpedalling furiously): Ummm....
Ahhh... We'll take you kids to the amusement park AFTER the bumas
have been dealt with.
Nene: Sure! There'll be lots of rides and games to play there.
Yakko: It's a deal! (sticks out his hand to Leon)
[Leon solemnly takes his hand and shakes it. The Warners cheer loudly,
causing the three rogues to turn and come their way.]
Nene (trying to herd them away): You kids get out of the way!
Yakko: Ehhhh, I don't think so. You take too long and we want to play.
(turns toward his siblings) Ready, sibs?
Dot & Wakko: Ready!
[The three rogues rush up, firing wildly at everything but missing Leon,
Nene, and the Warners completely. The Warner trio calmly wait until the
rogue bumas are very close, then all three pull out mallets and WHAM the
rogues flat as pancakes. Leon and Nene look on in shock.]
Dot: _Now_ we can go to the amusement park! Yay!!!
[Wakko reaches down to the bottom left corner of the screen and peels off
the street scene to reveal daytime at the amusement park. Leon, Daley, all
four Knight Sabers, and the Warners are all riding the merry-go-round.
Sounds of laughter, fun, and tinny amusement park music fill the air.]
[Fadeout.]
*CHAPTER 3*
[Inside a nightclub called "Hot Legs". Priss and the Replicants are
performing. Three little kids run through the mob at the door. The
bouncer yells and tries to catch them.]
Ralph (in a stupid voice): Duh... Come back here, youse kids! Youse not
allowed in here!
[Ralph pushes through the crowded doorway and stands in front of the mob
looking around. He is an overweight, bald man with a permanent 5 o'clock
shadow wearing blue jeans, a grubby white t-shirt, and a red bandanna on
his head.]
Ralph: Duh... where are youse kids?
[Camera pans over the crowded tables and Minerva Mink on the dance floor
to the Warners approaching the stage. The Warner Brothers see Priss.]
Wakko & Yakko (ears flapping, tails wagging): Hellloooooo Rock Star Nurse!!!
[Wakko and Yakko's tongues hang out as they stare.]
Dot (bored look on her face): Boys, go fig!
[Yakko and Wakko jump into Priss's arms and give her a big smooch.]
Priss: Ugh! Get off me, you little twerps!
[Priss tries to pry them off but their arms just stretch and shorten like
rubber bands. Dot walks up to the microphone.]
An unknown voice: And now, Dot's Poetry Corner.
Dot: Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's what they say
But it just isn't true
Roses _are_ red
And apples are, too
But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue
An orange is orange
But Greenland's not green
A pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not
We defile it
But, ah, what the heck
It's hard to rhyme 'violet'.
[Dot curtsies to the sound of snapping fingers although no one in the
club seems to be doing it.]
[Priss is still trying to get the Warner Brothers off her when Ralph
arrives at the stage.]
Ralph: Duh... Now I'se got youse kids!
Warners: Yikes!
[The Warners jump off the stage and lose themselves in the crowd. Ralph
chases them.]
Priss (yelling after Ralph): Get those kids out of here! They're ruining
my act!
[Nene and Linna, sitting at a corner table, had seen the antics of the
Warners and are laughing at Priss.]
Nene (giggling): Did you see Priss's face when those two kids jumped into
her arms?
Linna (also giggling): And when the little girl took over the microphone?
Nene: Aren't those the kids who defeated those three rogue bumas the
other day?
[Linna nods.]
Nene: I wonder where those kids ran off to?
[Yakko pops up on the lower right-hand corner of the screen.]
Yakko: Now _there's_ an entrance cue.
[The Warners jump into the scene: Yakko jumps into Linna's arms; Wakko
jumps into Nene's arms; and Dot jumps onto the table.]
Y&W&D: Helloooo Nurse!
Linna: Who are you?
W&Y: We're the Warner Brothers!
Dot: _And_ the Warner Sister!
Yakko: I'm Yakko. *points to Wakko* That's Wakko. *points to Dot* And
that's...
Dot (smiling and fluttering her eyelashes): I'm cute!
Yakko: ...Dot.
Nene: Where are you from?
Yakko (pointing to the stage): From over there. (points a thumb at Nene and
speaks directly to the readers) Woah, dumber than advertised!
Linna: That's not what she meant. Where are your parents? Aren't they
worried about you running around like this? Especially in such a
dangerous area?
Yakko (looks sad): We don't have parents...
Dot (starting to cry): We're orphans! WWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
[Dot collapses onto the table top and starts bawling and rolling around,
etc., etc. ....typical over-acting.]
[Nene looks at Wakko. He looks sad and starts to sniffle. Nene gives
him a smile and a hug. He sighs happily and melts into a little black
puddle on her lap. Nene starts to look alarmed when Wakko pops back into
shape and hugs her back.]
Wakko (to Nene): I _love_ you!
Linna (ignoring the commotion): Where are you children staying then, Yakko?
Yakko (watching Dot's performance): We don't have a home. We just wander
around.
Dot (bawling even louder): No parents! No home! Nobody loves us!
WWWWAAAHHHH!!!!!!
[Yakko, holding a little golden oscar, leans over to Dot.]
Yakko: Congratulations, Dot! You just won another oscar for that
stirring emotional performance!
Dot (suddenly stops bawling and sitting up): Oh thank you! It always
pays to overact. *cute smile*
Nene (looks at Linna): I could take them home with me....at least for
tonight.
[All three Warners look hopefully at Linna with cute, pleading faces.]
Linna (looking a bit worried): Nene...I don't think...
[Yakko and Wakko join Dot on the table and fall to their knees and clasp
their hands in front of them.]
Warners: Oh, pleeeaaassee???? We're really easy to take care of. Watch!
[Dot stands up and pulls out a pink watering can.]
Dot (pouring water over Wakko): Just add water and watch us grow!
[Wakko's fur starts growing until he looks like a huge furry beachball
with a face.]
Dot (pointing at Wakko): See? Just like a chia-pet!
Yakko (pulling out a little hand-mower): And if it's too big, all you
have to do is mow it.
[Yakko jumps on Wakko and a large cloud of flying fur covers the two.
When the cloud disappears, Wakko looks as he did before Dot watered him.]
[Linna and Nene laugh.]
Linna: All right. You can all go home with Nene.
[The Warners cheer and start running and jumping around in celebration.]
Linna (whispers to Nene): And maybe you can discover more about these
strange children and how they do all these tricks.
[Nene nods in agreement.]
Nene: It's getting late. Let's go home, kids!
[Fadeout.]
*CHAPTER 4*
[Morning. Nene's apartment. Pan over living room and focus on couch.
Warner Brothers sleeping peacefully on the couch.]
Voice behind bedroom door: Aahhhh!!!! I'm late!!! (rushing around sounds)
[Warner Brothers twitch and start to awaken. Bedroom door flies open and
Nene runs out.]
Nene: Sorry, kids. I'm late for work. (grabs keys and runs out) Bye!
[Warner Brothers gaze sleepily at the open front door. Dot in a pink
nightgown, curlers, and fuzzy slippers shows up in the bedroom doorway
rubbing her eyes.]
[Wakko sleepily grabs the corner of the screen and wraps himself in it
and the scene changes to Nene riding her scooter.]
Nene (thinks back to last night): Those kids sure are amazing!
[Flashback ripple effect.]
[Nene's apartment. Pan from a computer in the corner, past the tv from
over the back of the couch, to the door. The door opens and Nene steps
in, followed by the Warners.]
Nene: Why don't you kids make yourselves at home while I check my messages?
Yakko: Okkay!
[The Warners rush in and the whole apartment is obscured by a dust
cloud. When the cloud settles, the place looks like an amusement park
and a train with the Warners stops in front of a shocked Nene still
standing in the doorway.]
Warners (smiling and waving): Thanks!
Nene (still in shock): Um... Could you _please_ change it back? I need
my phone...
Dot (pulling out a pink cellular phone): Here! You can borrow mine!
*cute smile*
Nene: ...and my computer...
Wakko (pointing to the corner of the room now 25 feet away): There it is!
[Wakko zips over and starts examining the computer curiously.]
Wakko: Faboo! Will you show me how to use it?
Nene (sighing and crossing her arms): All right...
[Wakko grins.]
Nene: ...but only if you change everything back!
Warners: But you _said_...
Nene (starts tapping her foot): Change it _back_!
Warners (heave a big sigh): Okkay.
[The trio turn sad faces to the apartment behind them. They run in and
are soon obscured by another dust cloud. When the dust settles, the
apartment looks as before and the Warners are standing in the middle of
the room looking at Nene.]
[End of Flashback with the cool ripple effect again.]
[ADP Headquarters. Nene is just sitting down at her desk when the
Warners pop out of the drawers.]
Warners: Helloooo Police Nurse! (give Nene a big kiss)
Nene (startled): AAAHHHHH!!!!!! (falls backwards in her chair)
[Everyone in the office looks over at Nene and the kids. Dot spots Leon
and goes after him.]
Leon (seeing Dot run towards him): AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (runs out the door
with Dot on his heels, literally)
[Wakko and Yakko start playing cops and robbers with Yakko as a gangster
and Wakko as the cop.]
Yakko: Yuh'll nevah get me, yuh doity coppuh! (shoots at Wakko and runs
into the Chief's office) *BANG!*
[Daley is hit, staggers back, and looks down at the red stain slowly
spreading on his shirt.]
Daley (in shock): What?!?!?
Wakko (turns to Daley with a thick Irish accent): Don't worry about it,
kid. It's only paint. (turns toward the Chief's office and yells)
Come out with your hands up! You're surrounded!
[Pan to and through office door to the office.]
Plotz: What the?!?!? Who let these kids in here?!?!?
Yakko: Cheese it, coppuh! Anothuh woid outta yuh and I'll let yuh have
it! (waves the realistic-looking gun under Plotz's nose)
[Plotz, looking really nervous and scared, nods and swipes at his sweaty
face with a handkerchief.]
[Scene shift to the outer office]
Wakko: This is your last chance! Come out with your hands up!
Yakko (yelling out the door): Come and get me, yuh doity coppers!
Wakko: If that's the way it has to be, that's the way it's going to be.
All right, men, FIRE!
[Wakko starts shooting. Everyone ducks in fear. These are REAL bullets!]
Nene (grabs Wakko): Stop it! You'll hurt someone!
[The door opens and Yakko comes staggering out, trying to cover a bloody
spot on his chest.]
Yakko: Yuh... *gasp* Yuh got me, coppuh... *gasp* *gasp* Everthin's goin'
dark! *gasp* (holds out a hand) Emma! *gasp* I'm coming, Emma! (keels
over and lays still)
[Wakko doffs his police hat and holds it. He's still wearing his baseball
cap.]
Wakko (looking sad): Poor sap! Life didn't give him a chance, did it?
Nene (looking at Wakko in horror): I.. I can't believe you _killed_ him!
Wakko (looks up at Nene in surprise): He's not dead! Look! (leans down
and shakes Yakko)
[Yakko doesn't move. Wakko starts to look alarmed. He takes Yakko by the
shoulders and shakes him like a dirty rag.]
Wakko: Yakko! Yakko! Wake up!
[Dot suddenly appears in a black Victorian dress with a veiled hat, lacy
handkerchief, the works. She kneels over Yakko.]
Dot: Oh no! Not Yakko! Speak to me, Yakko! Speak to me! WWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
[Dot gets up and looks accusingly at Wakko]
Dot: You, MURDERER!
[She pulls out a gun and points it at Wakko. Everyone is too shocked to
move. Pan to and zoom in on Yakko's body. It twitches but no one notices.
Pan back to show the whole office.]
Yakko (sitting up and yawning): What's all the fuss about, guys?
Dot (drops the gun and hugs Yakko): Yakko! You're all right!
Yakko: 'Course I am! I just took a little nap. We _were_ up late last
night, you know.
Wakko (looking relieved): You scared us! I thought I'd _killed_ you!
Yakko (cocky): Nah! Warners are indestructible!
[Chief Plotz appears in his doorway tied to his chair and the
chewed-through remains of his handkerchief around his neck. He's very
angry. (Guess he's back to normal ^_-)]
Plotz: Someone untie me! And get those kids out of here! (looks around at
the damaged offices) Oh, my budget! *moan*
[Nene goes over and unties the Chief.]
Plotz: Officer Romanova! Take these children home!
Nene: But, Sir! They _have_ no home!
Plotz: Well, just take them to Flamiel's then!
Nene: Um, Social Services was destroyed in a buma attack a few days ago.
They're still rebuilding and Miss Flamiel is on vacation.
Plotz (turning even redder than he normally does): Then take them to the
park! To the zoo! Anywhere! Just get them out of HERE!
Nene: Yes, Sir! (salutes and then turns to the Warners) Let's go, kids!
[As Nene herds the Warners out of ADP Headquarters, Leon comes out from
under his desk.]
Leon (whispers to Daley): Are they gone?
[Dot pops out of a drawer and kisses Leon.]
Dot (pinching Leon's cheek): Only for a while, Cutie. I'll be back before
you know it! (disappears)
[Leon puts his face in his hands and groans. Daley just laughs.]
[Fadeout.]