Kun-chan And White Wolf's Hentai Fic II
Ranma: Akane, the only reason I don't want to marry you is because I want
to make love to you in my girl form too.
Akane: Honto? But... I want to do that!
Ranma: COLD WATER!!! I NEED SOME COLD WATER NOW!!!!!
*****
Akari: Oh, Ryouga-sama! I love you so much!
Ryouga: And I love you, Akari-chan!
Akari *splashes* cold water over Ryouga
Akari: Now come and love me more, you sexy beast!
*****
Shampoo: Mousse, Shampoo need a man.
Mousse *splashes* Shampoo and locks her in his cage.
Mousse: I'd rather have Ukyo. Okonomiyaki tastes better than ramen
anyday.
Shampoo: Meow!
*****
Happousai: Oh, panties, panties, panties! Where are my lovely panties?
Shampoo: Meow!! Meow!!
*Shampoo-neko is still locked in the cage*
Happousai: Oh, what a pretty cat! Just what I need since I can't find any
panties...
*Takes Shampoo-neko out of the cage*
Shampoo: Meow?
Happousai: Now to get some pussy...
*****
Ukyo opens the door to Ranma's room.
Ukyo: Oh Ran-chan... OH! RAN-CHAN!! AKANE!!
Akane looks up, and Ranma-chan pulls her head from between Akane's legs.
Ranma-chan: Ucchan... Er... Um...
Akane: Wanna join us?
Ukyo: Thought you'd never ask... That damn Mousse is chasing me again,
and I much prefer you two...
*****
Mousse: UKYOU!!!
Mousse glomps onto something that he thinks is Ukyou
Mousse: Now we can be together, my love!
Cologne: *copying Ukyou's voice* Let's go, Mousse, baby!
*****
Happosai can be seen exhausted on the floor, passed out.
Shampoo-neko is laying stretched out, with a cigarette in her mouth.
Shampoo: Meow... Meow...
Happosai: Un....
Shampoo: MEOW!!!
Happosai: What, AGAIN??
*****
Mousse bursts in.
Mousse: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO SHAMPOO??
Happousai: Save me!
Mousse blinks and puts on his glasses. Then he grins and gets out a roll
of duct tape and he pulls out his rather large 'hidden weapon'.
Mousse: It's my turn!
Shampoo: Meowwwww!!!
*****
Ranma: So, who's on first?
Akane: What's on first?
Ukyo: No, Who's on first.
Ranma: That's what I want to know!
Ukyo: What's on second.
Akane: Who's on second?
Ukyo: No, Who's on first.
Ranma: I don't know!
Ukyo: He's on third.
Ranma: Well, I don't mind being third, BUT WHO IS ON FIRST???
Ukyo: Naturally.
*****
Kodachi: Oniisama, what's Sasuke doing?
Kunou: Nothing to concern you, sister.
Kodachi: Does he usually kneel before you like that?
Kunou: Every day and twice on Sundays.
Sasuke: Mmph!
*****
P-chan leaves Akari sleeping and heads for some hot water. Naturally, he
gets lost. However, he finds the Neko-hanten
P-chan: Bweee...
Shampoo-neko: Meow...
P-chan: Bwee!!!
Shampoo-neko: Purr!!!
You get the idea.
*****
Konatsu: Ukyou-sama? Ukyou-sama? Where are you?
A potted plant: Ukyou-sama? Where?
Konatsu: Who's there?
A head pops out of the potted plant
Head: Tsubasa is here... Oh, wow! You're pretty!
Konatsu blushes: Thanks. So are you...
Tsubasa: Want to go to the back room for a little while? I've got something
to show you!
Konatsu: Sure! And *I've* got something to show *you*!
*****
Mousse wakes up and notices who he thinks is Cologne laying near him
on the floor.
Mousse: That evil gnome. She's always abusing me. Pretending to be
Ukyo-sama...
'Cologne' (Happosai) stirs.
Mousse: Well, it's payback time!
Happosai looks up just in time to see Mousse grab him, and duct tape his
mouth closed.
Mousse: Now Noone can hear you, and he won't help you anyway.
Happosai, too exhausted by Shampoo-chan to escape, faints in fear.
Mousse pulls out his 'secret weapon' again.
Mousse: NOW WHO'S THE IDIOT?!?
*****
Ukyou: Hmm. I need to go for a walk after all that.
Ranma: What? I didn't tire you out?
Akane: Ranma, you're male, remember?
Ranma: Oh, yeah... no wonders I'm so sleepy. I was fine back when I was
in girl form, even after Ukyou joined!
Ukyou: *smirk* Well, lets see how tired you *really* are!
*splash*
Akane: Oooh, again!
*****
Kodachi walks in on her brother's bath.
Kuno: What now?
Kodachi: Brother dear... what Sasuke was doing for you earlier...
Kuno: Yes? He's quite good at it.
Kodachi: He should be. He learned from my doing it for him.
Kuno leaps from the bath, and kneels before her.
Kuno: Kodachi, I humbly beg to learn the technique of the mast... Er,
mistress!
Kodachi: Very well... but first...
Kodachi rips off her leotard.
Kodachi: You must do *me* a favor...
*****
Mikado and Azusa roller blade down the street and hear all these very loud
moaning (and other) sounds coming from various places.
Azusa: San-chan, what's happening?
Mikado: I'm not sure, but it sure as heck isn't going to happen to us! I'm
off to find a few fangirls to kiss!
Mikado skates off, Azusa trying to catch up to him.
Azusa: San-chan! Tell Azusa-chan what's going on!!!
*****
A calm peace settled over the land. Akane, Ranma, & Ukyo snuggled
together for warmth that night. Kuno learned how wonderful sisters could
be. Konatsu & Tsubasa... well, afterwards, they would become great
friends. But not all would end so well...
Elsewhere, a small cat lay curled up asleep. She never noticed the three
figures creeping up on her...
Ryoga: Mousse, do you have the hot water?
Happosai: Hurry my boy, she's got the abilty to handle all of us at
once... We can all share her!
Mousse tosses the hot water across the room. A surprised Chinese amazon
leaps awake. "No, not all three!"
Shampoo-neko sighed and continued sleeping. Her great grand-mother could
handle them without her help.
THE END
(Or is it?)
Authors' Notes:
White Wolf
Blame Kun-chan! She encouraged me!
Kun-chan
What can I say? Didn't have anything else better to do at the time! ^_^
I wonder if this will get to 'Worst Ranma Fanfic Ever'...? ^_~