Aaron: I'll have to check that out...
  Kendra: He can be considered a member of the "Ukyou is Mine" club which
seems to have sprung up :)

   I've said it once, I'll say it again. For any of us to even attempt to 
lay a claim to Ukyo is pure insanity. She'll never give up on Ranma and 
you know it.

2 Int. Sleeping quarters.

CAT and LISTER are lying on bunks in a darkened room, watching
television.

LISTER: Cat?
CAT: Mmm?
LISTER: Ya ever see the Flintstones?
CAT: Sure!
LISTER: D'ya think Wilma's sexy?
CAT: Wilma Flintstone?
LISTER: Maybe we've been alone in deep space too long, but every time I
  see that show, her body drives me crazy.  Is it me?
CAT: Well, I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most
  desirable woman that ever lived.
LISTER: That's good.  I thought I was goin' strange.
CAT: She's incredible!
LISTER: What d'ya think of Betty?
CAT: Betty Rubble?  (Pause) Well, I would go with Betty... but I'd be
  thinking of Wilma.
LISTER: This is crazy.  Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma
  Flintstone?
CAT: You're right.  We're nuts.  This is an insane conversation.
LISTER: She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

CAT shakes his head in resignation.

			-- Red Dwarf, Series 3, Episode 1, "Backwards"

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"I will chide no breather in the world but myself,                 _____
 against whom I know most faults." - As You Like It         |_____|_____
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            Julian Fong: fong_jh@sunset.bph.jhu.edu