On Tue, 7 May 1996 gaffney@iconn.net wrote:
GENERAL CATEGORIES:
If the story doesn't change the staus quo at all, 1 drink
If the stories resolves a relationship, 2 drinks
If the story resolves *all* the relationships, 4 drinks
If Ranma and Akane confess their undying love, 1 drink
If someone dies, 1 drink
If it's Ranma or Akane, 3 drinks
Recommendation: With the way the 'fics have been going, this is needed.
If it's a suicide, 3 drinks.
BTW, what if they were already dead when the 'fic started?
1 drink for each appearance of the following people:
Gosunkugi
Mikado
Azusa
Tsubasa
Konatsu
Akari
Herb
Cool.
Ranko Tendo (*NOT* Ranma-chan)
3 drinks if any of the above are major parts of the story
If Ryouga or Ukyou go through emotional torture, 1 drink
Ranma and Akane, 2 drinks
Anyone else, 3 drinks
If everyone lives happily ever after, 3 drinks
Awww....that's no fun...not to mention quite impossible, with this
group...
If everyone dies, 3 drinks
How much is everyone?
If something happens that Rumiko Takahashi would choke on
her sake to see, 2 drinks
Then we're all in trouble...
CROSSOVERS (does not include cameos):
with Ah My Goddess!, 1 drink
with Bubblegum Crisis, 1 drink
with Sailor Moon, 1 drink
with Urusei Yatsura, 1 drink
Any other anime series, 2 drinks
with Animaniacs, 3 drinks
with Are You Being Served?, 4 drinks
Waitasec...someone made a Ranma-Are You Being Served crossover? Oh my...
LEMON (warning inherent):
1 drink for the following sexual pairings:
Ranma/Akane
Ryouga/Ukyou
Nabiki/Kuno
Ranma/Ukyou
Mousse/Shampoo
2 drinks for:
Ranma/Shampoo
Akane/Shampoo
Akane/Ukyou
Nabiki/Ryouga
Kasumi/Tofu (note: *sexual only*)
Recommendations:
Ranma-chan/Ukyou.
Ranma-kun/Ranma-chan
P-chan, Mousse-duck, or Shampoo-neko/anyone (this includes watching!!!)
3 drinks:
Ryouga/Akari
Kodachi/anybody
Kuno/Ranma-chan
Konatsu/Akari (did I get all of Caroline's pairings?)
Oh dear...Konatsu and Akari?
4 drinks:
the Tendo sisters
Ranma/Ukyou/Akane/Shampoo
everyone in one big honkin' orgy
Recommendations:
Genma/anybody (almost; see later)
Soun/anybody (I've not seen it, nor do I hope to)
8 drinks, or more if you need them:
Cologne/anybody
Happosai/anybody
A recommendation:
Genma/Ranma-chan. I've seen it about to happen. That's enough. The
"more if you need them" definitely applies with this group...
Anyway, after realizing how many of these I was able to think of, I have
come to one conclusion: I have been on this ML _way_ too long...
Drink one for each of the following lines (needn't be exact):
"[female] gasped as [male]'s member was revealed"
"That's the hymen"
Really? I never would have guessed...
1 drink each time character's name is shouted during climax
"I'll have what she's having."
2 drinks if there's more than 20 characters in the name
e.g. Akaaaaannnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
3 drinks if all of Ranma and Akane's problems and differences
mysteriously disappear after having sex
Don't they always?
PARTICULAR AUTHORS:
1 for each author:
John Biles
Stefan Gagne
David Tai
Paul Gallegos
Benares
BTW, does anyone know where this boyo is? It's not often one hears about
an Ag fanfic writer...
Caroline Ann Seawright (3 if it's not a lemon)
Mark Latus
What...no Nightelf? I'm insulted... ^_-
1 drink if the author writes himself into a story
6 drinks if the author writes himself into the story as some
all-knowing wiz who solves everything
8 drinks if he's got superpowers, too
Ugh. No more Twisted Path...please...it's gone too far...the honey was
going _way_ too far...
Feel free to add anything. As always, the goal is to be funny.
This may also be useful for avoiding cliches.
If you hate this, don't let me know.
It's too silly to hate. Good job.
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