Bob have mercy, I thought he was joking....
   Hilarious. A near perfect tongue-in-cheek piece. Though I still think
you should have sent someone to Australia. ;)
    I think you broke a couple of federal laws by writing this.
   Wins award for silliest way for Ranma to kick the bucket.

- Mike of No Particular Title or Handle
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