On Thu, 25 Apr 1996, Damon Jason Casale wrote:

I have no life...

[Cheesy elevator music plays in the background as the scene opens on a 
smiling man sitting behind a desk.]

Man:  Have no life?  We can help!  Just call the Please, Please, Please 
Get a Life Foundation!

<snippage>

Man:  It's not too late!  Call NOW and you, too, can have a life!

[Please, Please, Please Get a Life Foundation and an 800 number appear on 
the screen for 10 seconds.]

I thought it was the "Please, Please, Pleese Get a Life Foundation!"

-joyce, Disciple of Kasumi
Joey-kun no iinazuke!!




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