Nightelf hollered:

Ranma:
Stuck him in girl-form for 8 years and killed his fiancee and friends
    (Sunrise)
Gave him a minor nervous breakdown  (A Man I'll Never Be)

Akane, Ryouga, Shampoo, and Mousse:
Killed them before the fanfic even started (Sunrise)

Nene, Priss, Mackie and Linna:
Cursed them with various Jusenkyo curses(Circe Project)

Herb:
Cursed his kids, destroyed his kingdom, took away his memory, and stuck
him in girl-form (Sunrise)

The entire Ranmaverse:
Stuck them in cursed form temporarily (Contagion)

To quote C3PO: "We're doomed..."

Mike: To quote Tonto: "What you mean WE, white man?" I've done nothin' 
bad to anyone...

Seamus: Happosai?

Mike: Er, well....

Seamus: You had him attacked by a pervert, eaten by a monster, attaked by 
Kasumi and Nabiki....

Mike: Ok, but that's just Happosai.

Mahon: Mousse.

Seamus: Roast Duck, yummy yummy...

Mike: (Sweating) I never said it was Mousse....

Seamus: An what about Kasumi an Nabiki? Givin' 'em Somethin' what is 
causin' them ta go Psycho and die? An Ryoga, wiith his little run-in with 
Kasumi? And with Felix?

Mike: I can explain, honest...

Giles: Oi don't think Ranma's gonna be real happy about the poison or the 
nightmare. Or the shark.

Mike: Ohmygod! I Threw Seamus at Kodachi in "We don't do Okonomiyaki!" 
She'll kill me!

Seamus: Wait a damned minute....

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle, running for his life..

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