On Sat, 20 Apr 1996, Tendo Akane wrote:

On Fri, 19 Apr 1996, Ranma al'Thor <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu> wrote:

Meanwhile, in all the confusion, a young girl with short, dark hair walks 
up and begins hauling the unconscious Bailesu away.  "Bailesu no baka..." 
she mutters.  "How's a muse supposed to get any rest anymore?  Having to 
get him to write when he can't...having to STOP him writing when he goes 
for food without days...having to save him from large alien fleets that 
want to take over his fanfics...and now this.  I swear, I'm going to put 
in for more vacation time..."

Bailesu quietly lies in his muse's arms, having suffered more abuse than 
even the egomaniacal god of fanfiction can easily bounce back from, 
dreaming of his next story....

The young girl curiously looks into Bailesu's thoughts.  "Oh, no...he's 
got be kidding.  Sailor Moon, Marmalade Boy...Aa, 
Megami-sama...Ranma...KAMISAMA!  Is there any series he's NOT going to 
put in this crossover?  I suppose this means I better go in and try to 
keep things sort of in line.  Ah, me...which of his characters to take 
over this time..."  She blinks.  "Hey, where's my partner?  I thought it 
was KAHM's turn to haul Bailesu out of a fight.  Grrr...she's probably 
off making time with that photojournalist she met..."

Bailesu moans softly and wakes up.  "Hi...I think Kahm is making time 
with that Jenner guy again...Thanks for bailing me out...Is the ship out 
of hock yet?"
 

The girl looks at her mailbox as he walks past it, hauling Bailesu.  
"YOW!  That's a lot of mail!  And all of it seems to be on some utterly 
pointless sending of people back and forth to alternate realities..."

Bailesu looks at the mailbox, "It's spam...The deadliest threat in this 
sector of space.  Some people's mail capacity is totally destroyed by 
it...Beware the Spam, dear muse, its endless quotations, its plethora of 
sig characters, its threads that cannot die.  That thread is not dead 
which cannot die, but through eternal postings lies, and with strange 
aeons, your D key may die..."


 John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. 
Kansas         
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