On Sat, 20 Apr 1996, Ranma al'Thor <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu> wrote:

The young girl curiously looks into Bailesu's thoughts.  "Oh, no...he's 
got be kidding.  Sailor Moon, Marmalade Boy...Aa, 
Megami-sama...Ranma...KAMISAMA!  Is there any series he's NOT going to 
put in this crossover?  I suppose this means I better go in and try to 
keep things sort of in line.  Ah, me...which of his characters to take 
over this time..."  She blinks.  "Hey, where's my partner?  I thought it 
was KAHM's turn to haul Bailesu out of a fight.  Grrr...she's probably 
off making time with that photojournalist she met..."

Bailesu moans softly and wakes up.  "Hi...I think Kahm is making time 
with that Jenner guy again...Thanks for bailing me out...Is the ship out 
of hock yet?"

"I was going to try to get the ship back, but SOMEONE insisted on getting 
in over his head and had to be rescued..."

Bailesu looks at the mailbox, "It's spam...The deadliest threat in this 
sector of space.  Some people's mail capacity is totally destroyed by 
it...Beware the Spam, dear muse, its endless quotations, its plethora of 
sig characters, its threads that cannot die.  That thread is not dead 
which cannot die, but through eternal postings lies, and with strange 
aeons, your D key may die..."

The girl feels Bailesu's forehead.  "Hmmm, no fever, but he sure sounds 
delirous, or else he's channeling Kunou again...oh, I hope he didn't 
catch my cold."  She sneezes as if to punctuate this remark.

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