I hope Akane gets him.

Akane's the one who should get him as Ranma loves her, anyway. And
Shampoo knows all about seduction anyway... well, she always
*tries*... and fails. Ah, well...

I wonder where Shampoo learned it from???

"Shampoo, what are you doing?"
"Mousse help Shampoo with Amazon training"  :)

I thought it would be...

Mousse: "Shampoo, what are you doing?"
Shampoo: "Go die, Mousse. Shampoo rather be with vegetable than Mousse!"

Hmmm.  Or:

Shampoo: Hey, duck boy, Shampoo need borrow some of chains.

*smirk*

Shampoo, chains, vegetables... Hmm, for some reason, it seems right.

Kun-chan...