The young man strode down the hallway. One pen perched behind
his ear and notepads sticking out of his jacket pockets. He was tired and
really didn't want to put up with this crap today, but his sigs called
and sounded frantic... so here he was. He found them in the main room
at the base of the stairs leading to the Tendo home. IOt wasn't called
the Tendo basement for nothing...
"What is it? I have no time for stupid things. I have a test to
study for...," he stated as he entered the room, but trailed off as he
saw the body covered in white cloth, blood staining it in areas. He
looked at the gathered sigs and took a head count, they were all here...
"Who is that?"
Virgo looked up and almost broke down crying. He got angry but
kept his mouth shut to give her time to collect herself. "you..."
"NANI?!"
Virgo quickly recounted how she used some water from the spring
of drowned twins to separate Robma and Robma-chan and how Robma-chan had
insisted on going to #ranma! Virgo couldn't refuse her, so she took them
there...
"You're giving me a headache... What happened at #ranma!?"
"She ran into Foxx..." Rob rolled up his eyes...
"And she tried to get him to go on with his life... He
wouldn't... So... I think she felt it was her fault that he was so
self-destructive, she probably thought she had dishonored him..."
"So she had to try and give honor back to him, so?"
Virgo gulped and looked up at her author. "She committed seppuku."
Rob stood still for a while and processed this information.
"she did WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"
"Seppuku. Ritual suicide..."
"I KNOW WHAT SEPPUKU IS!!!!" Rob paced and massages his
temples. He was right, he should have stayed in bed...
"We can't bring her back because she's your cursed form and since
she's you, she has power of an author..."
"She's a sig."
"But she's your cursed form!"
"She only exists on the internet. I'm not cursed when I leave
here and enter the real world, so she's a sig. She can be brought back."
"But, we can't bring back the dead..."
"THEN _I'LL_ DO IT, CELESTRA!!!" Rob looked down at the body and
thought for a minute. "Did her head get cut off, too?" Virgo nodded.
Rob sighed and went to the computer. He quickly wrote Robma-chan's head back
onto her body and healed up the wounds. He typed some more and the body
disappeared from under the covers.
"Robma-chan!" Virgo felt at the covers.
"<Splash!> What?" Robma-chan looked at Virgo curiously.
"... but, Rob, you were free of the curse..."
"I'm never free of this curse. Urd will protest about it and I'll just
be cursed with something different. This form is human at least. I may
gripe and complain about it, but i actually LIKE complaining about it.
Gives me something to do at #ranma! Does Foxx think Robma-chan's dead? (Virgo
nods) Okay... Make up some stupid story about how you took her body back to
China and it was decreed by gods that it wasn't her time so they gave her life
back. And tell him she doesn't remember a thing since Sunday... If he
still has a Kuno mentality, he should fall for it. That should put things
back to normal around here... Now, leave me alone! I have things to do today
and my head feels like Allegra used it for target practice... Now, cheer
up! I've had enough of angst for now. Give me comedy!"
And with that, Virgo hit Robma over the head with the refridgerator...
Robma "An author's is suppose to fix his sigs mistakes..." Orick
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I don't think most of you care about what happens in the IRC channel
called #ranma!, but some of us do... Needed to restore one who
got killed...