Subject: See what happens at IRC?
From: The Tendo Basement
Date: 4/9/1996, 7:02 PM
To: Fanfic ML

	The young man strode down the hallway.  One pen perched behind 
his ear and notepads sticking out of his jacket pockets.  He was tired and 
really didn't want to put up with this crap today, but his sigs called 
and sounded frantic...  so here he was.  He found them in the main room 
at the base of the stairs leading to the Tendo home.  IOt wasn't called 
the Tendo basement for nothing...
	"What is it?  I have no time for stupid things.  I have a test to 
study for...," he stated as he entered the room, but trailed off as he 
saw the body covered in white cloth, blood staining it in areas.  He 
looked at the gathered sigs and took a head count, they were all here...
"Who is that?"
	Virgo looked up and almost broke down crying.  He got angry but 
kept his mouth shut to give her time to collect herself.  "you..."
	"NANI?!"
	Virgo quickly recounted how she used some water from the spring 
of drowned twins to separate Robma and Robma-chan and how Robma-chan had 
insisted on going to #ranma!  Virgo couldn't refuse her, so she took them 
there...
	"You're giving me a headache...  What happened at #ranma!?"
	"She ran into Foxx..."  Rob rolled up his eyes...
	"And she tried to get him to go on with his life...  He 
wouldn't...  So...  I think she felt it was her fault that he was so 
self-destructive, she probably thought she had dishonored him..."
	"So she had to try and give honor back to him, so?"
	Virgo gulped and looked up at her author.  "She committed seppuku."
	Rob stood still for a while and processed this information.
	"she did WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"
	"Seppuku.  Ritual suicide..."
	"I KNOW WHAT SEPPUKU IS!!!!"  Rob paced and massages his 
temples.  He was right, he should have stayed in bed...
	"We can't bring her back because she's your cursed form and since 
she's you, she has power of an author..."
	"She's a sig."
	"But she's your cursed form!"
	"She only exists on the internet.  I'm not cursed when I leave 
here and enter the real world, so she's a sig.  She can be brought back."
	"But, we can't bring back the dead..."
	"THEN _I'LL_ DO IT, CELESTRA!!!" Rob looked down at the body and 
thought for a minute.  "Did her head get cut off, too?"  Virgo nodded.  
Rob sighed and went to the computer.  He quickly wrote Robma-chan's head back 
onto her body and healed up the wounds.  He typed some more and the body 
disappeared from under the covers.
	"Robma-chan!" Virgo felt at the covers.
	"<Splash!> What?" Robma-chan looked at Virgo curiously.
	"... but, Rob, you were free of the curse..."
	"I'm never free of this curse.  Urd will protest about it and I'll just 
be cursed with something different.  This form is human at least.  I may 
gripe and complain about it, but i actually LIKE complaining about it.  
Gives me something to do at #ranma!  Does Foxx think Robma-chan's dead? (Virgo 
nods) Okay...  Make up some stupid story about how you took her body back to 
China and it was decreed by gods that it wasn't her time so they gave her life 
back.  And tell him she doesn't remember a thing since Sunday...  If he 
still has a Kuno mentality, he should fall for it.  That should put things 
back to normal around here...  Now, leave me alone!  I have things to do today 
and my head feels like Allegra used it for target practice...  Now, cheer 
up!  I've had enough of angst for now.  Give me comedy!"
	And with that, Virgo hit Robma over the head with the refridgerator...

	Robma "An author's is suppose to fix his sigs mistakes..." Orick

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I don't think most of you care about what happens in the IRC channel 
	called #ranma!,  but some of us do...  Needed to restore one who 
	got killed...