As I was looking through the internet, I found this fanfic written in
1990. (6 years old!) Well, I don't know if you read this or not, but I
am reposting this interesting fanfic. Give it a try, it is interesting.
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The Dayton Anime Club in conjunction with Animeniacs, Incorporated
Presents:
Ranma 1/2: Final Solution
What a Couple of Dips!
by Joe Rispoli and Mike Termena
Dated August 1, 1990
Based on characters and situations created by Rumiko Takahshi
No copyright infringement is intended, this one's for fun, folks!
Dedicated with respect and love for the funniest, most creative mind
of our times, Miss Rumiko Takahashi.
The story opens up several years after the start of the series.
Ranma as usual, after a quarrel with Akane, is hit with a series of
continuously alternating dousings with hot and cold water by his other
classmates during a Chinese Fire Drill, following Akane's
instructions.
Ranma undergoes a series of rapid water-related quick
sex-changes. But all of the onlookers are horrified when Ranma-chan
(Ranma's female red-head form) has violent seizures and then becomes
almost totally paralyzed, unable to move, but capable of speaking (or
screaming as the case may be).
The Saotome and Tendou families consult with local medical
authorities (Dr. Tofu, etc.) but they determine that any cure, if one
exists, will be found in China, near the magical pools which gave
Ranma and his father this curse.
So, Genma, Akane, Nibiki, Kasumi, and Mr. Tendou all take Ranma
over to China to consult with Dr. Foo, a Chinese expert on the pools
and their effects who lives on a hill near the pool area. He sadly to
say, knows of no known cure, and to top it off, believes that any
further sex change may kill Ranma, due to his relative immaturity.
Deciding to take Ranma to a conventional medical facility in the
area, to see if something can be done about the paralysis, Ranma is
strapped onto a wheeled stretcher-bed and placed into an ambulance,
where Akane privately (talking with Ranma) gives vent to the feelings
of guilt she has about causing the present situation. She says that
she'd do anything to cure Ranma of his condition, and gets out of the
ambulance in tears, inadvertantly leaving the door unsecured.
When the ambulance starts moving, the door swings open, and the
wide-eyed, terrified, and screaming Ranma is taken on a roller-coaster
ride down the hill, through the countryside, and past the family
members who try (and fail) to stop the wildly careening wheeled bed.
After a series of Marx Bros. and Three Stooges style near misses,
(including one where Akane chops down a tree to try to stop the wildly
careening bed, but all it gets Ranma-chan is a mouth full of leaves),
the bed with Ranma-chan strapped to it finally splashes to a stop in
one of the magical pools...
Everyone (who have been running as quickly as possible after the
bed) watches in astonishment as bubbles burst out from under the
surface of the pool, and then... a choking, sputtering, cursing figure
pops up to the surface, and swims to them under her own power. They
are all extremely happy to note that Ranma is no longer paralyzed!
Nibiki:
Well, it could have been worse. At least it's the same pool they
pointed out earlier. Hmm, let's see. I wonder what I should charge
as the going rate for hot water this time?
(Dr. Foo looks horrified at Nibiki's first statement, and
turns to the guide).
Dr. Foo:
It's the same pool that he fell into once before?
Guide:
Yes, that's true. I saw it happen with my own eyes.
(Dr. Foo leans over and whispers something to the guide, and it's
the guide's turn to look horrified. They look over toward Ranma and
share the same thought).
Guide & Dr. Foo:
This is NOT good!!!
(Meanwhile, Nibiki has walked over to Ranma with a kettle of hot
water and is preparing to bargain with her for it, when Akane swiftly
strides up and snatches the kettle from her sister).
Akane:
That's enough of that! Hasn't Ranma had enough problems lately?
(Akane hands the kettle to Ranma, who braces for the heat and then
starts to pour the contents of the kettle over herself. When she
finishes, she looks at Akane and Nibiki. They are in shock. Ranma
looks at the rest of the group, who all have the same expression).
Ranma:
What's wrong with everyone?
Akane:
Ranma, l-look at y-yourself.
Ranma:
Huh?
(Ranma does so and realizes that his form is still most definitely
female).