On Tue, 12 Mar 1996, Rogue1 wrote:

On Mon, 11 Mar 1996, Ranma al'Thor <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu> wrote:

Minako:  You can trust him!

Usagi:  But how can I be sure?

Makoto:  We outnumber him five to one and if he's lied to us, we'll bake 
him and his little friend Hosmer too!

[Bailesu sweatdrops.]

[We cut to a small, dark room where Jeff Hosmer can be see talking to 
Sailor Pluto.]

Hosmer:  ...and we'll give you a starring role if you promise to help us 
with any... problems we might have with the other Sailors...

Sailor Pluto:  I want that in writing, plus my own dressing room, parking 
space, and options.  Plus, I want to have my lawyer look over the 
contract before I sign.

Hosmer:  [sweatdrop]

[Cut back to Bailesu's quarters.  The five inner senshi are standing all 
around him yelling at him and each other.]

Babble:  I want a love interest...I want ice cream every day, all I can 
eat...I want my own pet mentor...I want a boyfriend who doesn't turn out 
to be a monster or a jerk!...I want a...

Ami:  All I want is to make sure you [points at Bailesu]  DON'T LOSE ANY 
MORE DISKS LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO FURINKAN SUMMER!!!!

[Bailesu is stunned.]

Rei:  Take a chill pill, Ami.  [smiles evilly at Bailesu]  I'm sure he 
won't lose any more disks.  He knows we're counting on him.

[Bailesu sweatdrops]

Luna:  Maybe I can help!

[Luna leaps into the air, does a backflip and a disk box appears.]

Luna:  Take the disk box.

[Bailesu looks at it nervously.]

Bailesu:  Is it just a disk box?

Luna:  What are you afraid of?

Bailesu:  I'm not going to have to shout anything to open it am I?

Luna:  [frowns]  TAKE THE BOX!

Bailesu:  [picks up the box]  Just making sure.  [loads his disks into 
it.]  Cool.  Now I don't have to put them in my pocket.  [the box flies 
into the air and attaches itself to his forehead]  HEY!

Luna:  Now you're guaranteed not to lose them.

Bailesu:  LUNA~!!!!!!  [starts chasing Luna around the room as everyone 
giggles.]




 John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
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