On Fri, 1 Mar 1996, Andy Skuse wrote:

Dear Jody,

Hi. I'm a good looking bear (or so my friends tell me), 6'-7", 450 lbs., and there's this really cu . . . beautiful Blue Tigress that I have a HUGE crush on.
But she's kinda attached right now. How can I convince her that I'm the
panda bear for her? I compliment her on her fur, we talk about lots of stuff,
and we seem to get along well . . . I just wish she'd give me a chance to show her that I'm the  animal for her! Any advice?

Panda

(We hear sound of Akane's Instant Mocha being spit out at high velocities 
	and the screen is splattered with brown liquid.  Rob quickly 
	wipes away the mess he made.)
I don't believe it!  She got her own e-mail account and now people are 
sending her their personal problems like she's "Dear Abby?!"  THIS IS 
GETTING WEIRDER THAN I CAN HANDLE!!!

Zodiak: My sister just sent you private e-mail...

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

	Rob "I regain my manhood and lose my sanity...  I'm gonna cry 
		now..." Orick

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Rumiko(hanging from the ceiling): Tell Jody I still get more mail... 
	(gets hit with a lamp that flew out from the computer screen.)
Jody(other side of the screen): Isn't modern technology just wonderful?