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   After a couple of minutes, the smoke finally cleared, to reveal Mike's
new form--the Overfiend, aproximately ten inches tall.  The little monster
waved its miniscule tentacles about uselessly.
   Kent blinked.  "That isn't *quite* what I had in mind when I asked Urd to
'minimize' the effect, but..."  He shrugged, and, running in place on the
Treadmill, returned to his home dimension. 

The dark shadowy figure has been busy laughing his head off in his secret
alternate time line at the antics of the ML from the effects of the super
henti pills he unleashed. This evil-maniacle <sp?> laughter increases
as he realizes that Kent **got the *wrong* person**  And he also realizes that
with all the millions of alternate time-lines, Kent could never find him.

   Kent:  Nani?  (Checks the "From:" part of his saved 'passion spice'
messages more carefully.)  D'oh!  Er, sorry Mike.  Well, you mentioned your
'home dimension' and distributed more hentai drugs, so I put two and two
together and somehow got five.  Um, Urd tells me that the pills should wear
off in a week or two.
   B-ko:  What are you so apologetic for?  He *did* distribute the
Ultra-Hentai serum, so he still deserved it.
   Kent:  But he didn't mean to.  His cat switched the labels.
   B-ko:  A likely story.  "My cat switched the labels."  "My dog ate my
homework."
   Kent:  Okay--good point.  But now what do we do about Mr. Shadows?
   B-ko:  Hmmmm...well, you've been having me study alternate dimensions in
the fanfic.  I ought to be able to set up a subroutine to sift through the
timelines and eliminate the ones that don't match certain criteria.
   Kent:  And just how long is this going to take?
   B-ko:  You know me--I do this stuff overnight.
   Kent:  I won't need it that quickly.  You'd do better to get some sleep
and avoid those coffee nerves.
   B-ko:  WHO SAYS I HAVE COFFEE NERVES!?  (Look, Kun-chan!  Caps Lock!)
AKAGIYAMA MISSILES!
   Kent (fleeing the storm of missiles):  A-ko, C-ko, Miss Ayumi, Kei, Miko,
Diane, Asa, Ine, Ume, Mari, and me, for starters.

NOTE:  In case you're wondering why B-ko and I are together and not doing
anything hentai, it's because my sigs and I have finally purged ourselves of
the last traces of passion spice, et al.  And B-ko's come up with something
to render us all immune to it from here on forth.

Correction:  B-ko reports that Kei and Mari are still under the influence of
the super-hentai pills.  She wasn't able to slow Mari down long enough to
administer the cure, and it seems she prefers Kei the way he is now.

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** Kent Magami  (aka David Outram) **Member, Red-Head Anime Girls Fan Club**
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**"Let me get this straight: You want me to change her name to an unpro-  **
**nounceable symbol just so people can start referring to her as 'the art-**
**work formerly known as Priss'?!"                                        **
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