In his home reality, Mike decides everyone's probably had enough of this 
'passion spice' stuff. He walks over to a counter and grabs one of two 
vials of green liquid. On the label is written 'Anti-Passion Spice Serum.'
He loads the vial into what resembles a flare gun, generates a portal, 
and steps through.

Off to the corner, a tiny figure tries to keep from laughing...

----

Mike steps through the portal into a chaotic scene - the normally 
dignified population of the ML running after one another, proclaiming 
undying love and... well... doing other things it's best not to dwell on.

Mike shakes his head, and points his flare gun to the sky. He pulls the 
trigger, launching the vial high into the sky. Quickly, Mike jumps 
through the portal before it detonates.

Everyone is coated with a fine green mist, which they all inhale...

----

Back in his native reality, Mike notices that Dark is finding something 
extremely funny.

"What's so funny?"

The little winged cat stifled a laugh. Then he glanced at the counter and 
cracked up.

Confused, Mike walks over to the counter. He picks up the second vial, 
labelled 'Ultra-Hentai Serum.' The label then falls off. Underneath is 
written 'Anti-Passion Spice Serum.'

"YOU SWITCHED THE LABELS!??!!?"

Uh-oh...

   Kent, evading his wife and Miko for the moment (even a kryptonian has
limits), notices the man with the "flare gun" shoot the vial into the air
and disappear.  Noticing the increased hentai activity that results, he
decides that enough is enough.  Recognizing the man as the one who had
tricked him into passing out those bogus anti-passion spice pills, he began
to hatch a plan.

Later...

   "Can you help me out here, Urd?  I don't want this to get too far out of
control."
   "Spoilsport."  Urd grimaced.  "Oh, alright.  Give them here.  I'll work
my hocus-pocus."
   Kent handed over the box.  "Thanks, Urd.  I owe you--for this, and for
neutralizing the gas."
   After a few moments of special effects, Urd returned the box to the
former superhero.  "I'll hold you to that," Urd said with a wink.
   _Uh-oh,_ thought Kent.  _I hope Diane doesn't find out about this._

Later...

   "So what did you come to see me about, Clark?" asked the middle-aged
blond man.
   "Please, Barry--it's Kent Magami, now," Kent protested.  "I've left all
that behind me.  Anyway, I wanted to know if your Cosmic Treadmill was still
functioning."
   "I believe so," replied the former Flash.  "But what use is it?  No one
has  superspeed, anymore.  Well, except your daughter."
   "I recently regained some of my former powers," Kent asserted.  "I can
use it."
   Barry Allen stared at his old friend in amazement.  "Why you lucky
bastard.  How'd you manage it?"
   After several minutes of explanations, Barry led Kent to where the
Treadmill was stored.  He looked it over, and pronounced it fit for use.
Kent stepped onto the device, and began running in place.  As his speed
increased, his the machine and his body began to shimmer.  Finally, in a
flash of light, Kent disappeared from this dimension.

   Mike sat in his chair in his home reality, glaring at his winged cat,
when a burst of light nearly blinded him.  When his vision cleared, he saw a
very angry Kent Magami standing over him, holding a familiar-looking box in
one hand.
   "Hello, there,"  Kent said.  He held up the box.  "I presume you
recognize this.  It's still about a quarter full.  I remember you mentioning
some dire effects if more than one of these was taken by the same person.
Why don't we see what happens if you're fed the rest of these?"  With an
evil grin, Kent approached the nearly panic-stricken man.
   "No, don't!" Mike shouted.  "You don't know what you're doing!"
   "Maybe not, but I'm doing it anyway."  Using his superspeed, Kent forced
the twenty remaining Hentai Pills down Mike's throat, followed by some handy
saki to wash them down, and stepped back onto the Cosmic Treadmill, ready to
leave at a moments notice.
   Mike, clutching at various parts of his anatomy, screamed as the pills
took effect.  Dark, the winged cat, seeing this, left immediately for parts
unknown.  Smoke poured out of various orifices of Mike's body, completely
concealing him.  Kent, curious, remained to see the final result.
   After a couple of minutes, the smoke finally cleared, to reveal Mike's
new form--the Overfiend, aproximately ten inches tall.  The little monster
waved its miniscule tentacles about uselessly.
   Kent blinked.  "That isn't *quite* what I had in mind when I asked Urd to
'minimize' the effect, but..."  He shrugged, and, running in place on the
Treadmill, returned to his home dimension.

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**nounceable symbol just so people can start referring to her as 'the art-**
**work formerly known as Priss'?!"                                        **
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