On Tue, 6 Feb 1996, Neoculture wrote:

On Mon, 5 Feb 1996 wbaird@NMSU.Edu wrote:

ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PUN WAR!  PUN WAR!

Hey, A Pun war is a Fun war.  Wars would be simpler if we echanged Guns 
for Puns.  At least we wouldn't suffer *too* much from pun-itive action.
 

Tis a pity that whole thing smells fishy.  Alas, poor Urchin, I knew him Well.

Well bless my Sole.  There is a pun I cannot Fathom.  It is too deep for 
me.  I'd give a sand-dollar to know what he meant.  I'd even sell the 
squids.  But would he settle for a bouquet of Flouders?  Or even for a 
Bass guitar?  If I give him the guitar, would he play me a Tuna?  Maybe 
Salmon-chanted Evening?

I say TAKE THE GUNS BACK! Anything but puns anything but puns!(runs 
finger nails thru wooden desktop) Make it stop! Make it stop! (Has 
allergic reaction to puns) Bake it Dop! bake it Dop! (Blows nose) it dot 
fair. Addybuddy godda keenexx?  

 

Neoculture              (Crash-Test Dummy On The Information SuperHighway)
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Dans le froid glace de l'Olympe noir | Dans le vide de l'espace infernal -
Les Dieux malins ont en vain         | Fatigue, lasse, vainqueur -
Use de leur puissance, leurs pouvoirs| Ulysse pres d'une Aurore Boreale
Contre Ulysse 31.                    | Rechauffe un peu son coeur.
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