On Tue, 7 Nov 1995, AlberCrombie wrote:

I hereby proclaim an open season on AlberCrombie.  You can bring him in 
in any condition as long as he's alive.  _I_ want to be the one to kill 
him!  Reward negotiable.

Awww....she *DOES* care!  ;]

Of _course_ I care! I care so much that I'm going to have you hunted all 
over the internet and when you're captured, I'm going to kill you myself.

*Various bounty hunters perk up their ears and start packing their 
weapons for an AlberCrombie hunt*

HEY!HEY!HEY!  You in the back - put down the chicken.  If I'm going to be
hunted, I would prefer it to be done with modern weapons.  Thank you.

Modern weapons?  How about your death?  Shall it be the electric chair? 
Or death by biofeedback?  How about being sent into the sun? ;)

god, the things I do to get a date......

A _date_? A DATE? You insult me and you ask me for a DATE? *Saf fumes and 
mutters even more dire threats then has a _wonderful_ idea.  She smiles 
at Al and calls in a sweet voice*  Al? How about having that date at the 
Museum of Ancient Inquisitions?  I hear they have some _wonderful_ 
exhibits of the racks, thumbscrews and other equipment from the Spanish 
Inquisition! ;)

Death by chocolate cheese cake is always fun.  Friend of mine in Iowa swears
up and down that one of these days she'll make me a choc. cheese cake with
cyanide.  hey, I'll die happy!

Sorry, but dying happy is _not_ in my plans for you. 

BTW - just how much is that reward?!

Why do you want to know? You could collect it yourself but I don't think 
you'd be able to spend it. ;)

Saf