On Thu, 2 Nov 1995, Nabiki Tendo wrote:

     Mmmmm... How interesting... A wallet you say? Any ways, I forgot to 
mention, I like camping. And as for poisons.... WhAt dO yoU PreFEr???
Question: Does Kodachi laugh better than B-Ko? AIYAA! What a delimma!!!!
I've been pondering for.....  minutes! I wanna write a fanfic with Sasuke 
in it... But alas, I can't think of anything to do with him, besides 
falling down multiple flights of stairs.... Hmmmm.... 

Kodachi definitely can out-laugh B-ko.  B-Ko is a _lot_ more in touch 
with things than the younger Kuno.

As to the Sasuke question -- why not take an entirely different tack?  

Maybe Sasuke is actually an omnipotent, omniscient being who humors 
Tatewaki, and the rest of the Ranma cast, out intense boredom.  Kasumi, 
who is his life-long mate, assists him in tugging the strings of the 
Ranmaverse.  Perhaps Kasumi and Sasuke have made it their mission to 
visit the most exquisite, eternal torture imaginable upon the feckless 
folk of Nerima.  

Or, on a slightly less metaphysical note, perhaps a black comedy about 
Kasumi and Sasuke as serial killing B&D fetishists who target Christian 
missionaries to Asia from the U.S.?  I always figured that Kasumi and 
Sasuke needed a hobby to pass the time while the kids were in school... 
what better way than maintaining an honest-to-goodness sex dungeon!?  

Hmmm... maybe a title like: "Kasumi and Sasuke: Hellbent for Leather"?

CHL

Sorry -- odd mood.  I'm feeling expressive tonight, or something.  I 
think I was inspired by Jeffrey Rutsch's "Take off your Clothes" short... 
A little black comedy _could_ really spice up the prodigious procession 
of Ranma fanfics!